Off Topic Which poster would you......?

[littleDinosaurLuke]

1. go for a night out with? @Spurlock

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @O.Spurcat

3. have defend you in court? @humanbeingincroydon

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @Rebelspur (obvs)

5. want to tell you a joke? @"Thanks for that Brian" (in the absence of the much missed @notsosmartspur)

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @PleaseNotPoll (final answer)

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @Dier Hard

8. want to have play you their record collection? @"Thanks for that Brian" or @The Changing Man

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @Spurf (including a selection of the finest malts)

10. want to be your boss? @SpursDisciple (He'd be so soft and not notice when you were late )

Please feel free to nominate posters for more than one category.

Just a bit of fun (I hope )

 

[The RDBD]

Paul Stewart (syndrome) .

 

[PowerSpurs]

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @maggie blanchflower
3. have defend you in court? @Hoddle Is A God
4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @Rebelspur agreed
6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @humanbeingincroydon
7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @“Thanks for that Brian”
9. have cook your Christmas dinner? Anyone but @The Ginger Finger

 

[Dier Hard]

1. go for a night out with? @The Liebherr Legacy - matey got so ****ed up he split his eyebrow open, should be a good night.

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @maggie blanchflower I mean come on, it's in the name!

3. have defend you in court? Obviously @Hoddle Is A God

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @SpursDisciple he's good at fixing the prediction league so maybe he can slip some PED's to a horse.

5. want to tell you a joke? @Spur of the Moment or @"Thanks for that Brian"

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @PleaseNotPoll or @humanbeingincroydon

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @bigsmithy9 Anyone with 'Big' and 'Smith' in their name is likely a tough bastard.

8. want to have play you their record collection? I reckon @Roo might know some tunes or maybe even you @littleDinosaurLuke, you mancs know your stuff.

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @Spurf and if it's **** I'll just drink his whisky 'til it tastes good.

10. want to be your boss? @Spurlock mandatory spliffs in the workplace.

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

1. go for a night out with? @Sidney Fiddler - I'd just love to know...

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @bigsmithy9...a few pints of Bass?

3. have defend you in court? I should say me, as I actually trained to be a solicitor...but I wasn't very good at it, so packed it in to do something useful. So, I'd go for @Citizen Kane. He writes a lovely speech, Your Honour.

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? Anyone on here, provided they said it was going to be put down after falling at the first, rather than tell me it was going to win.

5. want to tell you a joke? @remembercolinlee - Particularly in the style of his Match Threads on the Gooner Board. Genius.

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? D.G.C. - they were 'all knowing'. One of them told me a thing or two.

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @Spurf - they all love a punch up in Scotland. Only in Glasgow could a 'kiss' leave you with a broken nose.

8. want to have play you their record collection? @humanbeingincroydon and @The RDBD - we don't share a lot of musical similarities but I'd learn a lot about genres I know nothing about.

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @deedub93 - I don't know if he can cook but he loves cheese.........Mmmmm cheese.

10. want to be your boss? @PleaseNotPoll - a very patient, reasonable and decent fellow. I tended to drive my bosses mental. I am now unemployable as a result.

 

[Dier Hard]

3. have defend you in court? I should say me, as I actually trained to be a solicitor...but I wasn't very good at it, so packed it in to do something useful. So, I'd go for @Citizen Kane. He writes a lovely speech, Your Honour

Not actually seen CK since our defeat to Utd. He’s either lost a bet to a Utd fan and done a runner or has been preparing an 8-day essay ready to lay out on here with complete fury.

Or maybe he’s just crumbled under the pressure of trying to finish above me in the prediction league... That’s probably more likely actually. @SpursDisciple you may as well remove him from the league table now, mate, some just can’t take the heat.

 

[SpursDisciple]

Not actually seen CK since our defeat to Utd. He’s either lost a bet to a Utd fan and done a runner or has been preparing an 8-day essay ready to lay out on here with complete fury.

Or maybe he’s just crumbled under the pressure of trying to finish above me in the prediction league... That’s probably more likely actually. @SpursDisciple you may as well remove him from the league table now, mate, some just can’t take the heat.

I haven't removed @The Serious Guy and he hasn't predicted for months. Hadly likely to remove @Citizen Kane. Just hope all is well.

 

[Spur of the Moment]

1. go for a night out with? Quite a few actually, but a combination @Spurlock, @Sid & @Deedub would be memorable!

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @brian - he can fill in all the gaps of my memory lapses - and vice versa!

3. have defend you in court? @HIAG - could talk his way off the gallows!

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @PNP

5. want to tell you a joke? @RCL or @Sid

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @PNP or @HBIC

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @DH or maybe @RCL and his piss socks!

8. want to have play you their record collection? That’s a tough one...... - have to take the fifth on that.

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @Spurlock - guarantee the chestnut stuffing would be more interesting than usual!

10. want to be your boss? @totsfan - or anyone else who’s gone missing!

 

[Dier Hard]

I haven't removed @The Serious Guy and he hasn't predicted for months. Hadly likely to remove @Citizen Kane. Just hope all is well.

Serious new he was never gonna win it so smartly moved on to pastures new at an early stage.

CK is clearly feeling the pressure and looking to bottle it with a quick escape.

Jokes aside, do hope he’s alright. @Citizen Kane holla at your boys, man

 

[SpursDisciple]

1. go for a night out with? Would definitely imclude @Spurlock although the alcohol free may be an issue, be great to sit down with HIAG and understand the strategy over the years. Of the missing guys, @Spurm was a really funny guy, hope he's doing well in the states. A few beers with him would be good.

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @OS and Brian definitely. My memory is so crap, they'd unlock a few memories

3. have defend you in court? @PNP no doubt. Forensically destroys Piskie every time (and Piskie is a bright bloke)

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @No Kane No Gain. Crap in footie protection, but has the nouce for the horses

5. want to tell you a joke? @Dier Hard, Roo, Deedub, CK - all funny guys

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @Croydon or Luke

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? Spurf. Shout freedom and off he would go

8. want to have play you their record collection? @The Changing Man. Realises there is more to music than Punk

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? Spurlock def. Asian food is my thing and he knows what he's doing

10. want to be your boss? I'd be boss of Luke and he would learn the difference between work and a weekend pastime

 

[Spurf]

1. go for a night out with? @Hoddle Is A God , I want to hear that sax and maybe join in with my tenor

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @maggie blanchflower

3. have defend you in court? @PleaseNotPoll He never gives up or in

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? Right now @Spurlock he's on a roll

5. want to tell you a joke? @remembercolinlee and you'd better laugh

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire @humanbeingincroydon he's full of stuff

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @redwhiteandermblue have you seen the size of him and being from the USA they will think he's armed

8. want to have play you their record collection? Me anybody but @"Thanks for that Brian"

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @audrey.s.thackeray the day would be full of song and I might even get to eat/

10. want to be your boss? No one would like to be my boss I can assure you.

 

[Spurf]

My cooking skills range from excellent toast to precise boiled eggs, my biggest food success is pesto pasta with a home made pesto. So I am fairly limited

Wine & Whisky No problem

 

[humanbeingincroydon]

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire @humanbeingincroydon he's full of stuff

You take that back you motherfu...oh, wait, you said "stuff"...

 

[Spurf]

You take that back you motherfu...oh, wait, you said "stuff"...

 

[Rebelspur]

1. go for a night out with? @Spurlock

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @O.Spurcat

3. have defend you in court? @humanbeingincroydon

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @Rebelspur (obvs)

5. want to tell you a joke? @"Thanks for that Brian" (in the absence of the much missed @notsosmartspur)

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @PleaseNotPoll (final answer)

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @Dier Hard

8. want to have play you their record collection? @"Thanks for that Brian" or @The Changing Man

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @Spurf (including a selection of the finest malts)

10. want to be your boss? @SpursDisciple (He'd be so soft and not notice when you were late )

Please feel free to nominate posters for more than one category.

Just a bit of fun (I hope )

Actually had the winner this year for the first time since Amberleigh House in 2004

 

[littleDinosaurLuke]

1. go for a night out with? Would definitely imclude @Spurlock although the alcohol free may be an issue, be great to sit down with HIAG and understand the strategy over the years. Of the missing guys, @Spurm was a really funny guy, hope he's doing well in the states. A few beers with him would be good.

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @OS and Brian definitely. My memory is so crap, they'd unlock a few memories

3. have defend you in court? @PNP no doubt. Forensically destroys Piskie every time (and Piskie is a bright bloke)

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @No Kane No Gain. Crap in footie protection, but has the nouce for the horses

5. want to tell you a joke? @Dier Hard, Roo, Deedub, CK - all funny guys

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @Croydon or Luke

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? Spurf. Shout freedom and off he would go

8. want to have play you their record collection? @The Changing Man. Realises there is more to music than Punk

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? Spurlock def. Asian food is my thing and he knows what he's doing

10. want to be your boss? I'd be boss of Luke and he would learn the difference between work and a weekend pastime

 

[remembercolinlee]

1. go for a night out with? Nights out are waste of money

2. want to tell you about the good old days? The old days were as crap as now except with rickets...who wants to talk about rickets?

3. have defend you in court? A lawyer dumbass

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? Horse racing is for kings and only the French and Cromwell knew what to do with the parasites.

5. want to tell you a joke? We is blowing top 4 agsin...WTF is there to laugh at?

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? don't wanna be rich...only the Bolsheviks knew what to do to rich parasites

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? Anyone fatter and slower than me

8. want to have play you their record collection? Music is the work of the devil...only Mary Whitehouse knew how to deal with that filth

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? Christmas is commercialised rubbish

10. want to be your boss? Me cos everyone else is useless

Baa Humbug

If we lose to Watford tonight I will be in a right bad miserable mood

 

[Spur of the Moment]

If we lose to Watford tonight I will be in a right had miserable mood grr

Good to hear - your positivity was starting to worry me

 

[Spurlock]

1. go for a night out with? @maggie blanchflower

2. want to tell you about the good old days? @bigsmithy9 and @audrey.s.thackeray I've seen them go on about the times they used to ride about on their Penny Farthings

3. have defend you in court? @PleaseNotPoll @humanbeingincroydon @The RDBD a 3 man legal team which would cover the facts, the loopholes and the mathematics behind it all

4. have pick the winner of the Grand National for you? @Rebelspur @paultheplug @Blue and White failing that, I'll do it myself.

5. want to tell you a joke? @"Thanks for that Brian" and @Sidney Fiddler old skool wit...I like it

6. have as "phone a friend" on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? @PleaseNotPoll the man is full of answers

7. have on your side in a fight in a pub? @Dier Hard he's got that twinkle in his eye which suggests he enjoys a good ol ruckus

8. want to have play you their record collection? To be honest I only listen to my own Albums..I've got a few new tracks out...you can find them on YouTube

9. have cook your Christmas dinner? @SpursDisciple can do that for making me cook his

10. want to be your boss? @remembercolinlee Hes so superstitious I'd be major shareholder within 6 months thanks to some mind games

 

["Thanks for that Brian"]

8. want to have play you their record collection? Me anybody but @"Thanks for that Brian"

There's nothing wrong with my taste in music, mate. I like both kinds....Punk.....and Rock.