Off Topic World Naked Bike Ride in Yorkshire - dare to bare??

So, for the avid cyclists amongst you, who bonk - if I remember that's the correct cycling term, and you're at a loose end after the footie is finished, this could be the event for you? HDM reporting the World Naked Bike Ride is to be held in York and Scarborough, Saturday 23rd June, 2018. The popular event tends to attract more spectators than participants, I wonder why??!

Will you be arrested? No, they say it is legal to be naked in public in the UK as long as you are not doing it with “the intention of causing distress, alarm or outrage”. So as long as you behave yourself, you’ll be fine.

There's some interesting photos in the article! Conjures up images of the phrase "where to park your bike."

 

I'll do it for a fee and I don't come cheap...

 

It's electric bikes right?


I'm not peddling in the buff.

 

I'd require a comfy saddle too...

 

Cue calls of 'Oi, why's your bike got 2 crossbars...'

And giving someone a 'croggy' takes on a whole different meaning...

 

Not even saddlebags?

 

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I’d bring my own...

 

Picture from a previous year.

 

Seems to be mainly old, fat blokes. Not worth spectating.

 

I don't have a shove iron but other than that

 

I'm sure someone will give you a croggy.

 

Two nuns riding down a cobbled street...

 

I've got something on that day.

 

I don't know there's a red head on the left wearing a mask, either that or he's got the same pair of moobs I wear....

 

I'd get my knob caught in the chain ring.

 

For lyrics you can't beat this.

 

You must have one of these then

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Or was knelt next to the chain ring for some reason.