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Off Topic World Naked Bike Ride in Yorkshire - dare to bare??

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  1. Howden Tigress

    Howden Tigress Well-Known Member

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    So, for the avid cyclists amongst you, who bonk - if I remember that's the correct cycling term, and you're at a loose end after the footie is finished, this could be the event for you? HDM reporting the World Naked Bike Ride is to be held in York and Scarborough, Saturday 23rd June, 2018. The popular event tends to attract more spectators than participants, I wonder why??!

    Will you be arrested? No, they say it is legal to be naked in public in the UK as long as you are not doing it with “the intention of causing distress, alarm or outrage”. So as long as you behave yourself, you’ll be fine.

    There's some interesting photos in the article! Conjures up images of the phrase "where to park your bike."
     
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    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I'll do it for a fee and I don't come cheap...
     
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    Kempton, Apr 26, 2018
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  3. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    It's electric bikes right?


    I'm not peddling in the buff.
     
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    I'd require a comfy saddle too...

     
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    Kempton, Apr 26, 2018
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  5. Plum

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    Cue calls of 'Oi, why's your bike got 2 crossbars...'

    And giving someone a 'croggy' takes on a whole different meaning...
     
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    Plum, Apr 26, 2018
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  7. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Not even saddlebags?
     
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  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  9. Red top reader

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    I’d bring my own...
     
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  10. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    upload_2018-4-27_4-8-13.png
    Picture from a previous year.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Apr 27, 2018

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    Seems to be mainly old, fat blokes. Not worth spectating.
     
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    Mr Hatem, Apr 27, 2018
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    I don't have a shove iron but other than that :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    I'm sure someone will give you a croggy.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Apr 27, 2018
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    Two nuns riding down a cobbled street...
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 27, 2018
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    I've got something on that day.
     
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    I don't know there's a red head on the left wearing a mask, either that or he's got the same pair of moobs I wear....
     
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    I'd get my knob caught in the chain ring.
     
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    For lyrics you can't beat this.

     
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    Barchullona, Apr 27, 2018
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    You must have one of these then :emoticon-0100-smile

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Or was knelt next to the chain ring for some reason.
     
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