Off Topic What's your favourite biscuit?

[Hot_Fluff]

Oh dear, so predictable, Custard Cream , Bourbons , Digestives , Rich Tea.
The world of biscuits has moved on with the advent of Aldi and Lidl to heights of pleasure we never knew existed in the 80's.
Enter the Choco Leibniz and them big round ones with a pink or chocolate filling. Kings among biscuits.

 

[newlandcasual]

Oatie crumbles

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

More importantly where would you put them in my price scale?

I’d say mid.

Depends.
Without cream. Tramp.
With. Mid.
Unless I get em fromsell it cheap stack em high. Supertramp.

 

[City1904]

I don't really like biscuits....

 

[Kempton]

I don't really like biscuits....

Crackers.

 

[Steven Toast]

I quite like those Fox's ring shaped chocolate biscuits. If I'm round at my parents, a Viennese is pretty nice.

Love a choco hobnob, can eat a pack in one sitting.

Does a wagon wheel count as a biscuit? They're almost cakes.

All biscuits are nice, except mint ones, in my honest opinion.

 

[spesupersydera]

My wifes shortbread biscuit ... buttery and moreish

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I quite like those Fox's ring shaped chocolate biscuits. If I'm round at my parents, a Viennese is pretty nice.

Love a choco hobnob, can eat a pack in one sitting.

Does a wagon wheel count as a biscuit? They're almost cakes.

All biscuits are nice, except mint ones, in my honest opinion.

When it gets stale does it go hard or soft?


That's your basic biscuit/cake test.


Jaffa Cakes?

Jaffa biscuits more like.


Proven in court anarl.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I quite like those Fox's ring shaped chocolate biscuits. If I'm round at my parents, a Viennese is pretty nice.

Love a choco hobnob, can eat a pack in one sitting.

Does a wagon wheel count as a biscuit? They're almost cakes.

All biscuits are nice, except mint ones, in my honest opinion.

Christ on a bike,have you been on the sauce?

Wagon Wheels have never been biscuits and never will be.

Also, there’s loads of minging biscuits;

Coffee creams, orange creams, strawberry creams and those Hovis whole meal monstrosity’s can **** right off as well.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

When it gets stale does it go hard or soft?


That's your basic biscuit/cake test.


Jaffa Cakes?

Jaffa biscuits more like.


Proven in court anarl.

There's nothing good to say about Jaffa cakes ernie. Nothing.
Poncy southern things I expect.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Christ on a bike,have you been on the sauce?

Wagon Wheels have never been biscuits and never will be.

Also, there’s loads of minging biscuits;

Coffee creams, orange creams, strawberry creams and those Hovis whole meal monstrosity’s can **** right off as well.

Cinnamon has no place in a biscuit neither.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Cinnamon has no place in a biscuit neither.

Name the culprit.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Name the culprit.

Bummers probably.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Bummers probably.

Believable.

 

[Girt Bucket]

Tim Tam.

 

[Steven Toast]

Christ on a bike,have you been on the sauce?

Wagon Wheels have never been biscuits and never will be.

Also, there’s loads of minging biscuits;

Coffee creams, orange creams, strawberry creams and those Hovis whole meal monstrosity’s can **** right off as well.

I agree with you. I never really liked them. Mikado sticks can **** off as well. The point?

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

There's nothing good to say about Jaffa cakes ernie. Nothing.
Poncy southern things I expect.

Three distinct things in a biscuit seems to be one too many to me.


Cakey base and chocolate is OK.

Cakey base and orangey bit would be tolerable.

Chocolate and orange would be, well, a chocolate orange.


But all three together is overly indulgent.

Somewhat raffish.

Louche even.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Just waiting for Bob to mention a soggy one.

 

[southerntiger]

After swimming lessons at Albert ave we used to buy a bag of broken biscuits from the shop opposite.
It was real treat when you found one that was not broken.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

After swimming lessons at Albert ave we used to buy a bag of broken biscuits from the shop opposite.
It was real treat when you found one that was not broken.

Never mind a real treat, you should'ha done the ****ers under the Trade Descriptions Act.