Death

How would you like yours to be?

Surely not a long suffering illness, but each to their own if you do. Go out like a hero doing something extraordinary, or go peacefully in your sleep? Or something else?

I'd like to be out on a walk in the countryside and go suddenly so I'll be found by strangers, instead of my family witnessing it, or having to find me.

 

Actually, I'm changing my answer. I'd like to go out having just cum with a stunning lass sat on my face and a stunning lass riding me. Having just smoked a spliff.

 

Quietly in my sleep like my grandad did. Not kicking and screaming like* his passengers on the bus at the time.


*It's probably still wrong.

 

Why would you want to kick and scream at his passengers?

 

Everyone's got to have a hobby.


I even edited that first reply too.

 

Anything that isn't high profile and involves family having to suffer the trauma of trials, inquiries, TV documentaries etc etc will do me.

 

Tough question, I don't really know.

Maybe I can answer it when I'm stoned

 

Hopefully without too much fuss and it being dragged out for weeks or months. Not really worried about myself too much because if you're in pain, then you generally get sedated anyway, but for family seeing somebody slowly fading away is torture.

 

Bit harsh on the bird who finds herself full of dead man's cum.

 

Still makes me chuckle . If there IS a hell , i'm going there anyway

 

Quietly in my sleep . Or just sudden , as long as nobody else was involved .

 

Bob Monkhouse original

 

Was funny then, and still funny now.

 

Unexploded MOAB lands on my head. Hopefully something that people can laugh at.

 

Global disaster, like being in the exact location where a big **** off asteroid hit.

Would make for good convo when you have ghost banter.

Random Ghost: “Ah bros, so how did you snuff it?”

Ghost 1: Died in sleep, mate.
Ghost 2: Got ran over, mate.
Ghost 3: Got shot, mate.
Me: ****ed up by an asteroid, bruv.

 

Pixie’s last words will be “HIAG” and “wum fcuk up!”

 

The world’s untidiest man died today. His relatives say that his body is lying in a state.

(Credit: Ronnie Barker)

 

Sounds like you're talking from experience there pompey

 

His brain died ****ing years ago, so yeah.