How would you like yours to be? Surely not a long suffering illness, but each to their own if you do. Go out like a hero doing something extraordinary, or go peacefully in your sleep? Or something else? I'd like to be out on a walk in the countryside and go suddenly so I'll be found by strangers, instead of my family witnessing it, or having to find me.
Actually, I'm changing my answer. I'd like to go out having just cum with a stunning lass sat on my face and a stunning lass riding me. Having just smoked a spliff.
Quietly in my sleep like my grandad did. Not kicking and screaming like* his passengers on the bus at the time. *It's probably still wrong.
Anything that isn't high profile and involves family having to suffer the trauma of trials, inquiries, TV documentaries etc etc will do me.
Hopefully without too much fuss and it being dragged out for weeks or months. Not really worried about myself too much because if you're in pain, then you generally get sedated anyway, but for family seeing somebody slowly fading away is torture.
Global disaster, like being in the exact location where a big **** off asteroid hit. Would make for good convo when you have ghost banter. Random Ghost: “Ah bros, so how did you snuff it?” Ghost 1: Died in sleep, mate. Ghost 2: Got ran over, mate. Ghost 3: Got shot, mate. Me: ****ed up by an asteroid, bruv.
The world’s untidiest man died today. His relatives say that his body is lying in a state. (Credit: Ronnie Barker)
When you die your brain gives you the illusion that you are eternal. It stretches out your last moment to the point of infinity.
