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sheffordqpr

sheffordqpr

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Following on from my recent rant, I thought I would start a thread dedicated to the ****s of the world. Basically, name your **** and give a reason.

I'll start with me! Yes, that's right, I am a **** and for a number of reasons:
a) I am a grumpy ****
b) I am a pedantic ****
c) I am a ****y ****.

At this stage I will also nominate:
Chrish Eubank: Lispy ****
Piers Morgan: Lying ****
Tony Blair: Warmongering, US President arse licking ****
Mark Hughes: ****y ****ing ****y ****.
Ant and Dec: Northern ****s
Lorry drivers sleeping in laybys: ****ing pikey wannabe ****s
Donald Trump: Dodgy syrup wearing, itching to press the armageddon button thick ****
Cyclists who don't obey the highway code: Lycra wearing ****s.

Over to you!
 
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Not sure this is a suitably named thread, personally I find that a very distasteful word, I know it's become trendy to use it and for some reason its become acceptable on TV. Maybe I'm just getting old.

PS I realise that Sheff's post is tongue in cheek.....
 
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People who don't acknowledge you when you give way to them on the road - ignorant ****s

Simon Cowell - for single handedly destroying the music industry

John Terry - Chelsea ****

Harry Kneecap - dodgy knee'd ****

Kia Joorabchian - dodgy agent ****

Jamie Oliver - another lispy faced ****

Bosingwa - nuff said

Politicians of all persuasions - lying, two faced ****s

Justin Bieber and his "Beliebers" - just **** off, ****
 
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Tramore Ranger said:
Not sure this is a suitably named thread, personally I find that a very distasteful word, I know it's become trendy to use it and for some reason its become acceptable on TV. Maybe I'm just getting old.

PS I realise that Sheff's post is tongue in cheek.....
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It's an everyday word up here in Scotland, and is used to describe multiple types of people, both good and bad. However, I find that down in England they find it the most offensive of swear words......
 
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Tramore Ranger said:
Not sure this is a suitably named thread, personally I find that a very distasteful word, I know it's become trendy to use it and for some reason its become acceptable on TV. Maybe I'm just getting old.

PS I realise that Sheff's post is tongue in cheek.....
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Tramore

I completely understand your viewpoint. No offence meant to you or anyone else who posts on here. As you say, it is tongue in cheek. I used the asterisks with those who may take offence very much in mind.
 
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Pretty much agree with Shefford except the lorry driver one mate, bit harsh on us delivery boys that have no choice but to kip in our wagons and in my case sleeper van, just remember everything you wear, eat, drive, sit on, cook with,build with, fuel up with and even the car you drive was delivered by a lorry/van driver.
We’re not all wannabe pikeys or c***ts And because of driving laws we sometimes have no choice to kip in lay-bys as services can cost upwards of £35 a night.
 
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Joey Essex - thick c*** (if he's pretending, this also makes him a c***)
Pep Guardiola - arrogant c***
Michael Owen - dull c***
Lee Evans - unfunny, wavey armed c***
Anyone on reality tv - wannabe famous c***
Russell Brand - used to like you, but you now annoy me c***
 
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1982_Ranger said:
Joey Essex - thick c*** (if he's pretending, this also makes him a c***)
Pep Guardiola - arrogant c***
Michael Owen - dull c***
Lee Evans - unfunny, wavey armed c***
Anyone on reality tv - wannabe famous c***
Russell Brand - used to like you, but you now annoy me c***
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Russell Brand!! Don't get me started on that **** and his ****y ****ish **** mate Jonathan Woss. Pair of self satisfied ****s. Blinded by their arse licking BBC chums into thinking they have an ounce of talent between them. I would love to beat Russell ****y **** Brand up in his local battle cruiser in front of his boyfriend. THE ****.
MPs in general. Self promoting, nest feathering nimby ****s. Most of them don't even know where their constituency is. Lying ****s.
The guy who was fishing at the same lake as me today. All the gear, no idea ****. While I am at it, the Environment Agency. I pay £30 a year to fish and so do millions of others. Why don't these ****s at least check once a year. I have NEVER been asked to produce my licence, yet the ONE day I go fishing without one, you can bet that will be the day one of the fishing womble ****s decides to get off his ****ing arse and check!! ****!
The ****s at the Norwich speed camera department. You ****s. OK, I was speeding and therefore I am a ****, but you lot are ****s because............................**** it, I don't need a reason, ****s.
 
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Got to say I'm with Tramore on this one. So I'm going to think/sleep on MY response to this thread..

Just not sure why you have chosen that swearword to denote all those awful excuses for humans....Not sure why it has to be in the title...






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Tramore Ranger said:
Not sure this is a suitably named thread, personally I find that a very distasteful word, I know it's become trendy to use it and for some reason its become acceptable on TV. Maybe I'm just getting old.

PS I realise that Sheff's post is tongue in cheek.....
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I thought the thread heading stood for coots. As realisation dawned, I nearly tripped over my zimmer frame...
 
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