Off Topic Another rant

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sheffordqpr

sheffordqpr

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Ant McPartlin. Why the **** are people fawning over this ****? I have seen posts that have been put on social media saying such things as 'I wish Ant a full recovery'. Recovery from what, being pissed up? The geezer was pissed, not ill. Personally, I'm glad the squeaky clean twat got his comeuppance. Talentless twat.
 
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sheffordqpr said:
Ant McPartlin. Why the **** are people fawning over this ****? I have seen posts that have been put on social media saying such things as 'I wish Ant a full recovery'. Recovery from what, being pissed up? The geezer was pissed, not ill. Personally, I'm glad the squeaky clean twat got his comeuppance. Talentless twat.
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On a similar note, I felt annoyed last week when we were informed that Phillip was going on for a hip operation. I wanted to point out that my dad had one recently, but this wasn't covered by the media. Also, Mavis had an eye operation and had to go home after a day and fend for herself. Again, not mentioned on the radio. If Philip gets a mention, so must everyone.
 
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On a similar note, I felt annoyed last week when we were informed that Phillip was going on for a hip operation. I wanted to point out that my dad had one recently, but this wasn't covered by the media. Also, Mavis had an eye operation and had to go home after a day and fend for herself. Again, not mentioned on the radio. If Philip gets a mention, so must everyone.
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Good point!! When I got pissed and smashed my company car into a van, it didn't even make the front page of the Greenford Gazette!!!
 
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sheffordqpr said:
Ant McPartlin. Why the **** are people fawning over this ****? I have seen posts that have been put on social media saying such things as 'I wish Ant a full recovery'. Recovery from what, being pissed up? The geezer was pissed, not ill. Personally, I'm glad the squeaky clean twat got his comeuppance. Talentless twat.
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The distance between his eyes and the top of his head measures 940mm I believe so there is plenty of space for dead cells

His head needs to be sliced up Damien Hirst style, then packaged as a sandwich filling for anyone who thinks too much
 
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I've been waiting for one of the 'slebs' to totally lose the plot and drag him into a vat of steaming kangaroo intestines and rotting wallaby penises and then hold his head under until the men in white coats turn up. It might actually be better than his 'cure'...
 
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It is my fervent desire that we never see 'Saturday Night Takeaway' ever again. Personally, I think it should be replaced with an all night chess championship. It would be more entertaining. The added bonus is we wouldn't be subjected to their stupid ****ing Z list mates. Who is that thick ****ing northern tart they have on there? As for that Stephen Mulhern........................what a ****! And another thing, why is almost every programme preceded by the hosts name these days? Is it really Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway? I never seen News at 10 referred to as Trevor McDonalds News at 10. While I am at it, what the **** are spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother all about? These programmes are worse than the ****ing drivel that they support FFS! Basically, everyone is a ****, including me!
 
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It is my fervent desire that we never see 'Saturday Night Takeaway' ever again. Personally, I think it should be replaced with an all night chess championship. It would be more entertaining. The added bonus is we wouldn't be subjected to their stupid ****ing Z list mates. Who is that thick ****ing northern tart they have on there? As for that Stephen Mulhern........................what a ****! And another thing, why is almost every programme preceded by the hosts name these days? Is it really Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway? I never seen News at 10 referred to as Trevor McDonalds News at 10. While I am at it, what the **** are spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother all about? These programmes are worse than the ****ing drivel that they support FFS! Basically, everyone is a ****, including me!
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Just wait Sheff you've got Britain's Got Talent starting soon..........
 
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Just wait Sheff you've got Britain's Got Talent starting soon..........
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Oh ****!!!! Britain's Got ****s more like. I have refused to watch that steaming pile of pus since some ****s voted for a ****ing flea ridden bitch and her dog over a male voice choir. My **** of a sister-in-law being one of them. A **** that is, not part of the choir.
 
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sheffordqpr said:
It is my fervent desire that we never see 'Saturday Night Takeaway' ever again. Personally, I think it should be replaced with an all night chess championship. It would be more entertaining. The added bonus is we wouldn't be subjected to their stupid ****ing Z list mates. Who is that thick ****ing northern tart they have on there? As for that Stephen Mulhern........................what a ****! And another thing, why is almost every programme preceded by the hosts name these days? Is it really Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway? I never seen News at 10 referred to as Trevor McDonalds News at 10. While I am at it, what the **** are spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother all about? These programmes are worse than the ****ing drivel that they support FFS! Basically, everyone is a ****, including me!
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Say it as you mean it sheff Lol, I agree & while I’m at it the worse programme is big brother, saw the very first episode & not watched it since as absolutely ****ing crap.
 
sheffordqpr said:
It is my fervent desire that we never see 'Saturday Night Takeaway' ever again. Personally, I think it should be replaced with an all night chess championship. It would be more entertaining. The added bonus is we wouldn't be subjected to their stupid ****ing Z list mates. Who is that thick ****ing northern tart they have on there? As for that Stephen Mulhern........................what a ****! And another thing, why is almost every programme preceded by the hosts name these days? Is it really Ant and Decs Saturday Night Takeaway? I never seen News at 10 referred to as Trevor McDonalds News at 10. While I am at it, what the **** are spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother all about? These programmes are worse than the ****ing drivel that they support FFS! Basically, everyone is a ****, including me!
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saturday night takeaway is sold around the world
we get it here
 
I have to say that IMO Ant & Dec have been the best light entertainment comic duo since Morcambe & Wise. Ant clearly now has huge issues, but over the years I have found them hugely entertaining. I would also add that IMO many of the programmes they have presented have only been watchable because of their presence.
I find X Factor and The Voice far more annoying, as people who I have genuinely got a 100 times better voice than are made out to be unbelievable singers ( you rarely hear of them again within a few months).
Britain's Got Talent was made watchable by Ant & Dec and at least didn't take itself too seriously.
 
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