Charlie "**** Arsenal" Austin. Been on all of thirty seconds! 


Couldn't kick it off any of their defenders!Welbeck!![]()

I can see Arsenal nicking this one still, probably through a late, dodgy penalty.
Couldn't kick it off any of their defenders!
I can see Arsenal nicking this one still, probably through a late, dodgy penalty.
It was ever so.....can see Arsenal nicking this one still
My version sounded a lot more likely!Nope, just welbeck hitting the target for once.

That would be a great outcome - however, a draw is not the worst option for us as far as Top 4 is concerned but still leaving the Spammers on the brink.Chelsea v West Ham....unfortunately, both sides can't lose and a draw is unsatisfying, unless there's lots of red cards. Hopefully Hazard and Noble spark a 22 girl bitch slapping contest? That'd finish the day off nicely.

Big Stamford Bridge send off for Ray Wilkins. Only thing missing was an appearance by footballs premier imposter, John Terry, wearing a no 8 Chav shirt!![]()
I was half expecting to hear the West Ham morons booing the minutes applause.
They've never been Chelsea, quite amusingly.No, but Chelsea sang "You're not West Ham anymore" to them....because Chelsea haven't sold their soul at all?
Is there any danger that West Ham might try to get a result or are they happy with a 1 - 0 loss?