Stan

It's the Cooler, Commie. It does things to a man.

I'm different, now. I'm far more dull and relaxed. I seem to fit in here, now.

 

Same **** but with less hair and an expanding waistline.

 

The cooler

Why do you wear this pathetic thing like a badge of honour?

 

There is no wearing of badges, Commie.

There are only the cold steel facts.

The Cooler changes a man like me. You must have noticed it?

 

**** off.

 

I'm sat in my underpants, learning the solos to Hotel California, Commie.

Does that count?

 

It was **** all along b

Here here.

 

With the fat gut hiding your tiny manpiece no doubt.

 

I've been hitting the road and the gym for the past two months, Commie. Not that I was massively overweight, before.

I'm a fairly hefty bloke to start with.

In case you're wondering... yes, I have now mastered Don Felder's solo, and I am now starting on Joe Walsh's one.

 

It's all that bullshit held within.

 

I doubt that it is.

Mind you, your self-loathing and pity seems to be consuming you from within, mate. You need to find a way to learn to love yourself.

You'll see the world, and the people in it, very differently. I promise you that.

 

This is the problem. You talk about it, where others have done it.

 

****s

 

Sure.

 

Cheers Dunc, great input to the thread

 

He just wants to be included

 

Super gay ^^^^

 

Just ignore him, he's lonely.

 

Bent ^