And scared of crossesI'll bet Jesus got nailed, too.......sorry, I'll get m'coat.
And scared of crossesI'll bet Jesus got nailed, too.......sorry, I'll get m'coat.
My point was, I wouldn't expect a parked bus to score virtually the same number of goals as an entertaining one.What a wonderful non-answer. I've watched you play a lot this season and you're very dull.
The fact that you can't divorce how successful a team is from their style of play suggests that you haven't watched much yourself.
League position says nothing about how entertaining a side is.
You don't actually appear to have a response, other than pointing to the table and saying nuh-uh.
Maybe if you could stay awake for a full game then you'd have an opinion on the matter?
They absolutely crucified him.I'll bet Jesus got nailed, too.......sorry, I'll get m'coat.

Effectiveness ≠ entertainment.My point was, I wouldn't expect a parked bus to score virtually the same number of goals as an entertaining one.
can you explain this to me?
Jesus saves... himself for the weekend.They absolutely crucified him.
But unfortunately the derby is 3 days later![]()
I'll explain it the exact same way I explained it the last time: 21 of your 60 league goals this season were scored in your first seven games, all of which happened to be against cannon fodder (West Scam, Stoke, Palace, Southampton) or teams that started the season as defensive basket cases (Everton, Swansea)My point was, I wouldn't expect a parked bus to score virtually the same number of goals as an entertaining one.
can you explain this to me?
As it happens Liverpool (and City) are more entertaining than us at the moment and both have scored more goals coincidentally.Effectiveness ≠ entertainment.
Southampton and Burnley have scored the same number of goals. They're not equal in either effectiveness or entertainment.
Using goals scored as your only barometer is incredibly simplistic and makes very little sense.
Are Liverpool more entertaining than you purely because they've scored more goals?
Has nobody else scored a lot of goals against these "cannon fodder" teams to boost their GF stat?I'll explain it the exact same way I explained it the last time: 21 of your 60 league goals this season were scored in your first seven games, all of which happened to be against cannon fodder (West Scam, Stoke, Palace, Southampton) or teams that started the season as defensive basket cases (Everton, Swansea)
It took fourteen games after that to match that goal tally, and by complete coincidence those fourteen games had Man Utd facing actual opposition such as Man City, Chelsea, Spurs and Liverpool - and half of that tally came in three games, four each against Newcastle and Watford and three against Arsenal.
I'm not sure why you seem to be struggling with this concept, despite me explaining it to you repeatedly.As it happens Liverpool (and City) are more entertaining than us at the moment and both have scored more goals coincidentally.
What I am asking you to tell me is how a boring, defensive parked bus has managed to score almost the same amount of goals as your team who I presume you find very entertaining. You would think we would struggle to score sat back all the time, could it be that we actually attack sometimes?
As it happens Liverpool (and City) are more entertaining than us at the moment and both have scored more goals coincidentally.
What I am asking you to tell me is how a boring, defensive parked bus has managed to score almost the same amount of goals as your team who I presume you find very entertaining. You would think we would struggle to score sat back all the time, could it be that we actually attack sometimes?
You would need to point me to where I said thatWe certainly haven't been at our free-flowing best for much of this season. Partly due to form of key players, massively due to Walker leaving and Rose turning to a steaming pile of horse manure. Our lack of pace down the flanks has meant that for most games we have to do everything centrally, which suits our opposition down to the ground as most of them are more than happy to let us pass the ball back n forth across their area and occasionally panic if Kane or Eriksen makes half a yard to shoot.
If you truly believe that goals are the sole measure of a team's style, so be it. There is honestly no point debating it and @PleaseNotPoll might as well wheel out his Chris Brunt > Xavi powerpoint presentation as I'm certain you'll be nodding along in agreement throughout.
I've watched United 9 or 10 times this season as one of my best mates is a fan and one every single occasion I have found myself bored numb and actually feeling a bit sorry for the attacking talent you have, clearly being shackled by a paranoid manager.
Many were making a similar argument about Leicester 2 years ago. True, watch their highlights for 2 or 3 minutes on MOTD and you see a risk-taking, swashbuckling team full of pace and guile. Watch them for 90 minutes and the truth became more apparent: they won the league averaging 38% possession in every game, sat deep to compensate for the fact that Huth and Morgan were only quick enough to elbow stuff, and relied on catching the opposition on the break. It was 88 minutes of tedium, 2 minutes of magic.

You would need to point me to where I said that![]()

Liverpool demonstrated last night what a powerful attack can do when it's unleashed on City from the start of a match.I think most Utd fans find Mourinho's conservatism/pragmatism/efficiency tedious having been used to the all out attacking philosophy of the SAF era.
It's especially disappointing given the talents available to him. The pace and power in the team is not being exploited to its best advantage.
He has improved the results, but not to the extent that his tactics could be justified. There have been many games where releasing the shackles and allowing the players to express themselves might have brought better results - the Sevilla games being the most recent examples. Utd really should have been able to put up a better show at home to them; when they scored there really was no excuse for not attacking relentlessly.
https://www.dreamteamfc.com/c/news-gossip/372042/chris-brunt-assists-eden-hazard/If you truly believe that goals are the sole measure of a team's style, so be it. There is honestly no point debating it and @PleaseNotPoll might as well wheel out his Chris Brunt > Xavi powerpoint presentation as I'm certain you'll be nodding along in agreement throughout.

Liverpool demonstrated last night what a powerful attack can do when it's unleashed on City from the start of a match.
The Man Utd fans that I spoke to today laughed at the suggestion that Mourinho might attempt to replicate that.
Mourinho is a lot of things and successful is probably the main one.
He's not a proponent of the beautiful game, though.
Substance is all that he's after and style is an afterthought, at best.
Some people like that and others don't. I'm not convinced that it's completely suited to Man Utd.

I completely understand it and I think that there's definitely a place for managers that have that mindset.One of the most telling insights I ever had in Maureen's philosophy was in an interview after a La liga game quite a few years back. Real had just won 4-0 yet Maureen was moaning (makes a change) about how they had been sloppy in possession and not focused enough in defence. I can't quote verbatim but the gist of his comment was that in his mind, the ultimate victory was a 1-0 where the opposition can't get a sniff. Literally no shots on target. A 1-0 so comfortable a person reading the score online might panic but anyone watching the game would comfortably and happily get up to make a tea with 5 minutes to go.
Immensely revealing in terms of how he believes the game should be played.
Not 1/3 of their goalscoring total in the space of seven games they haven't, no.Has nobody else scored a lot of goals against these "cannon fodder" teams to boost their GF stat?
Utd's great appeal has been based on style. Fortunately, it did bring success although that hasn't always been the case.Liverpool demonstrated last night what a powerful attack can do when it's unleashed on City from the start of a match.
The Man Utd fans that I spoke to today laughed at the suggestion that Mourinho might attempt to replicate that.
Mourinho is a lot of things and successful is probably the main one.
He's not a proponent of the beautiful game, though.
Substance is all that he's after and style is an afterthought, at best.
Some people like that and others don't. I'm not convinced that it's completely suited to Man Utd.