dont you just love him

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So Neil Harris dies and goes to Heaven.
Being Neil he is in a full Millwall kit.
St. Peter looks amazed, “Wow! We don’t have any Millwall in here!” He exclaims.
“Are you sure?” Asks Neil, “what about Cripps? Surely he must be here?”
St Peter shakes his head. “Kitchener, surely Barry is here?”
St Peter shakes his head. “None at all mate I’m sorry to say, but come on in anyway!”

Couple of days later Neil is back at the gates, “ I want a word with you mate!” He says pointing at St Peter.
“I thought you said there were no Millwall in here? I just saw a big guy strolling about with a ‘wall shirt on!”
St Peter apologises and says, “That’s god, he likes to think he’s Millwall”
 
So Neil Harris dies and goes to Heaven.
Being Neil he is in a full Millwall kit.
St. Peter looks amazed, “Wow! We don’t have any Millwall in here!” He exclaims.
“Are you sure?” Asks Neil, “what about Cripps? Surely he must be here?”
St Peter shakes his head. “Kitchener, surely Barry is here?”
St Peter shakes his head. “None at all mate I’m sorry to say, but come on in anyway!”

Couple of days later Neil is back at the gates, “ I want a word with you mate!” He says pointing at St Peter.
“I thought you said there were no Millwall in here? I just saw a big guy strolling about with a ‘wall shirt on!”
St Peter apologises and says, “That’s god, he likes to think he’s Millwall”

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Nice one mate, Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <applause>