Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Where's the broomstick? ... oops I meant Chopper

 

I suppose you could always travel all the way down to Wembley to play these so called bottlers. Fail to show up at all. Lose 2-0 and then creep off back home still shouting ‘bottlers’

 

That Sanchez Spurs defender chap always looks **** when I see him play.

 

As I suspected. Don’t give up the day job, eh Fosse?

 

We definitely bottled that game, at least I'll admit it. We didn't even turn up, the towel was thrown in after 13 seconds.

 

He's just a **** Fosu Mensah.

 

True...13 second KO

 

But you're still not happy

Another 200 mil this summer and you might cut the deficit to City to around 15 points

 

At least I acknowledge when we've blown a game. God forbid the Spuds ever fess up to losing their heads. Small club mentality.

Now let's play big bank take lil bank.

 

I think it's relative ... Vagil van Dyke £75m ... Gaviscon Sanchez £42m ... Vicksrub Lindelof £40?m ... Harry (Imperious) Maguire £17m .... not displeased with our purchase at those prices, I have to say

 

Not if they continue to dramatically outspend us.

 

Exactly, we can always achieve more. It's a big club mentality. You wouldn't have a clue what that looks like, being a supporter of a bottlejob.

 

Imodium Shortsum, NSIS ... translates as "preparation is everything" I believe

 

Hahaha money excuse, you won't see me using that

 

**** knows what I meant.

It's what happens when you have a **** night sleep, wake up and then decide to wum the Spurs fans.

 

While we continue to push homegrown talent through our club as per our tradition dating back to 30th October 1937

 

Coulda, woulda, shouda....RIP Fergie FC

 

It’s not an excuse.

 

Nowadays you prefer paying 600k a week to some bloke who's got as many goals for you as our fullback

 

True, it's a valid reason, one, Tel would do well to remember