Press release will say somrthing like this"I will always have a special relationship with the Geordie nation but sadly they are not the decision makers at St James' Park. Although I am grateful to Newcastle for giving me a free transfer, when you are told you can go for nothing then you have to listen to the message. I am incredibly excited to be joining QPR at this pivotal time in their history and plan to give my all for the club"
If that turns out to be the exact words of the press release, you will immediately become our most trusted ITK. (Unlike someone else I could name!!).