Off Topic What Have You Never Done

A bit quiet on here and with one or two on the missing list (Col? Stan?), so perhaps a bit of light-hearted relief might be in order.

There's a thoroughly depressing McDonald's ad on TV at the moment about the 50 year anniversary of the Big Mac (as if that was something to be celebrated!). It made me realise with some pride that I've never sampled the delights of said comestible.

So the thing is, what are the 10 things that you have happily never done that everyone else seems to have done?

Here's my effort...

Never had a Big Mac
Never read Harry Potter
Never had a Costa
Never seen Sound of Music
Never been to Scotland
Never eaten Sushi
Never driven a car
Never read 50 Shades
Never watched a Superhero film
Never voted Tory

Go on so.

 

Never seen us win at Forest

Never seen QPR in a fifth round FA Cup tie.

 

Hmmm.

Never been arrested.
Never smoked a cigarette.
Never done a bungee jump.
Never been to India.
Never had fatal car crash.
Never flew in Concorde- wish I'd done one of those Iceland trips.
Never flown anything other than economy.
Never failed to vote in an election.
Never been to an opera.
Never eaten at The Ivy, Gavroche etc.

Interesting theme. Lots of 'never done' but few regrets.

 

Interesting theme, some is like to do; some I’m surprised I haven’t done!

Never been to a Grand Prix
Never ridden a horse
Never been waxed (anywhere!)
Never been to Africa
Never visited a Royal residence
Never eaten Frogs legs
Never been to Ireland!
Never walked on stilts (or water, though I think Stan Bowles did a few times)
Never been a millionaire
Never been in a cruise
Never been to the Olympics (to watch or compete)

 

I’ll do ten. The first 5 I’ve never done and never intend to; the second 5 I’ve never done but would like to...

1) Vote Labour or Green
2) Have gay sex
3) Take Class A drugs
4) Buy a copy of The Big Issue (no problem with the idea or cause, just find the manner in which they’re sold annoying)
5) Been on a skiing holiday (I have the balance of Heather Mills when Dutch Elm’s in town)

6) Have a threesome (two laydees, of course)
7) Have a ride in a helicopter
8) Visit Ireland, Canada and the Caribbean
9) Sell a certain something that I own that would put me on a far more comfortable financial footing and enable my life to become more ‘want to’ than ‘have to’.
10) Experience the sensation of weightlessness

 

Never been to turkey
Never been on a safari
Never eaten duck
Never been surfing
Never been to costa’s
Never seen top gear(can’t stand clarkson)
Never read a Harry Potter book
Never had a car accident
Never been to prison
Never shagged liz Hurley(you can dream)

 

Get yourself to prison, Jeff. There are lots of people that’ll be Liz Hurley there for you:

 

Never been to Bristol or Jupiter

 

I don't consider it strange, but a lot of people seem to. Some seem to get quite annoyed about it, which really is bizarre.

 

Never been to a show.
Never been to a pantomime .
Never been to Glastonbury (I lose interest when people say that it's about more than just the music - I just want the music).
Never watched Game of Thrones.
Never read Harry Potter.
Never read 50 shaded of grey.
Never been to Wales.
Never been to a strip club.
Never been on a beech holiday.
Never done a parachute jump.

 

I think it's easier to not have a car if you never have had one.

I had two lessons off a mate about 10 years ago. The main benefit was having the provisional driving licence for those occasions when I got ID'd.

 

I suspect a few have been up Uranus.

 

Do tell!

 

I’ve invested a couple of technology start-ups which are starting to gain traction in their markets.

 

Where it's stashed, so we can get a team of burglars ready to do a heist on your gaff....

 

Never been on a cruise holiday
Never been on Facebook
Never watched X Factor
Never been to an opera
Never watched The Wire
Never ridden a motorbike, either as driver or pillion passenger
Never read 50 Shades (although wife has)
Never been to Grimsby
Never met another QPR fan in Scotland
Never hosted a dinner paty

 

Never written on this thread.
(Oh, ****, now I have)

 

Good thread Strolls.

Never watched a Grand Prix
Never read a Dan Brown book
Never been to Madam Toussauds
Never heard Jamie Carragher say anything and thought "that's a good point"
Never gone skiing
Never been to Nandos
Never owned a pet
Never watched peaky blinders
Never driven a car
Never had a beer with a Liverpool fan.