The holocaust never happened and dinosaurs never existed.
Liar! ... I saw Schindler's List and he definitely rescued a Pachycepholasaurus and a couple of Velociraptors...

The holocaust never happened and dinosaurs never existed.

Didn't Fruitella do a song about Stan? ... or was that M&Ms?
I hope your train breaks down and you freeze to death, then we won't have to read anymore off your xmas cracker jokes.

Unlucky ... back home safe and sound ... now stop being such a tart![]()
First Capital Connect / Midland Mainline![]()
****ing hillbilly rail. Are you planning on taking the care out any time soon?
There's still hope.

Yup ... Will be picking up my daughters from school ... enjoy your afternoon .. stay safe![]()
Yup ... Will be picking up my daughters from school ... enjoy your afternoon .. stay safe![]()

Daughters from school?
I thought you were about 60![]()

...youngest is 12 ... middle one 18 and doing A levels ... eldest is 25 ... different mum ...
Are the eldest 2 single, or are you busy vetting their boyfriends?
... eldest been with her boyfriend through Uni ...
18 year old just had second anniversary with her boyfriend ... he's also 18 and captain of the school rugby team ... both good lads tbf ..
So he started bucking her at 16? Cruel but true.

Old school values mixed with modern day attitude.... who knows ... but given I was 16 once myself I don't tend to get too hung up on it .. as long as treats her well and looks after her when he's with her ... which he does ... he'll do for me ...![]()

... eldest been with her boyfriend through Uni ...
18 year old just had second anniversary with her boyfriend ... he's also 18 and captain of the school rugby team ... both good lads tbf ..