Off Topic The Weather.

[Amin Arrears]

I was waiting for that...

I’m thinking ahead in case the pipe doesn’t defrost for a good week or so, or is even permanently damaged and I have to go yonks without washing.

Do laundrettes even exist anymore?

No but tool hire does

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Hate to break this to you, but UPVC is never aesthetically pleasing.

I ****ing hate that the previous owners shoved UPVC windows into my quite old house. It looks ****ing **** and the ****s want hanging for crimes against windowry. But I’ve got a lot of the bastards and it’ll cost ****loads to change em back to wooden sash.

I will bloody do it, I just hope the next owners appreciate it.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Woah, woah, woah - my 4grand worth of guttering, soffits and fascias tick ALL boxes you state above.

The reason for my sceptical viewpoint is I just find it hard to believe that anyone is looking at your impressive pile (I know it’s impressive) and saying, either audibly or internally, “Scheeeew, that Carmine’s precipitation dispersion system is a beauty”.

It’s just not what people do. Ive never even done it at my own and I know how much I spent on the ****ers.

Wrong.

I live down a cul de sac and people come down it just to look at my GSAF, as I like to call it.

I’ve even had people take photo’s and my neighbour tells me he saw a group of Japanese tourists rock up just before Christmas. I was away when this group allegedly attended to observe my GSAF so can neither confirm or deny this actually happened.

I think my neighbour might be on the rise though?

Saying that he’s probably telling the truth.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Hate to break this to you, but UPVC is never aesthetically pleasing.

My fascia boards are actually made from ivory( elephant tusk only) but thought it might offend some millenniums or whatever they’re called.

 

[The Omega Man]

**** me its bad enough down here, but how deep is the snow in Hull?

HDM
Army sent to dig out jackknifed lorry and cars on roofs as drivers left stranded on A614

 

[TIGERSCAVE]

Ipswich game in doubt according to Talk Sport

Come on snow do your worst.... and ice...

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Wrong.

I live down a cul de sac and people come down it just to look at my GSAF, as I like to call it.

I’ve even had people take photo’s and my neighbour tells me he saw a group of Japanese tourists rock up just before Christmas. I was away when this group allegedly attended to observe my GSAF so can neither confirm or deny this actually happened.

I think my neighbour might be on the rise though?

Saying that he’s probably telling the truth.

GSAF

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Chazz: did you have a good snowball fight at school number 2 daughter?

I wanted to dad and threw one but the teachers say we aren't allowed to throw snowballs. It's dangerous... FFS

She's been hoping for snow since November.

 

[Noggin The Nog]

Ipswich away at back end of the season when they've got jack **** to play for. Come on you Snow...

 

[howdentiger]

**** me its bad enough down here, but how deep is the snow in Hull?

HDM
Army sent to dig out jackknifed lorry and cars on roofs as drivers left stranded on A614

It's not that bad at all, complete dramatic over reaction by the media yet again, the army was the quickest way to do it

 

[The Omega Man]

It's not that bad at all, complete dramatic over reaction by the media yet again, the army was the quickest way to do it

You mean its not like this?

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[juleskaren]

Snowing again in St Ives and the beach was covered over yesterday. Covered in ice from the wind and cars abandoned all over the place. No one can get up the hills ! Everywhere is shut ! Severe pastie shortage is threatening the town.

Love St Ives and are always looking at this website at the webcams http://www.love-stives.co.uk/st ives webcams.html. Had a look around teatime and the sea was really rough, watching the waves crashing over the wall.

 

[howdentiger]

You mean its not like this?

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Not quite haha

 

[Edelman]

Wrong.

I live down a cul de sac and people come down it just to look at my GSAF, as I like to call it.

I’ve even had people take photo’s and my neighbour tells me he saw a group of Japanese tourists rock up just before Christmas. I was away when this group allegedly attended to observe my GSAF so can neither confirm or deny this actually happened.

I think my neighbour might be on the rise though?

Saying that he’s probably telling the truth.

I've heard That They are going to start filming a new TV series.
It's called How Nice Are Your Fascias And Gutters.
Also heard that yours will be the Beacon of Light,The Creme de la creme by which standards will be Set.

 

[Amin Arrears]

I think I'm in the only spot in the country that's had **** all but cold wind.

Forecast to change tonight mind. Hope it does.

And **** having wooden windows, they don't look nice for long.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I've heard That They are going to start filming a new TV series.
It's called How Nice Are Your Fascias And Gutters.
Also heard that yours will be the Beacon of Light,The Creme de la creme by which standards will be Set.

No mention of Bummers’ cowboy govie job then?

Thought as much.

 

[Edelman]

No mention of Bummers’ cowboy govie job then?

Thought as much.

Sounds like that !!

 

[Amin Arrears]

My fascia boards are actually made from ivory( elephant tusk only) but thought it might offend some millenniums or whatever they’re called.

You are such a ****. I'm offended on behalf of all melonials.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

You are such a ****. I'm offended on behalf of all melonials.

Get ****ed, you’re older than me.

You ain’t no melanoma.

 

[Edelman]

Get ****ed, you’re older than me.

You ain’t no melanoma.

Melodramatic would be more Apt.