Got to work after waiting for 45 minutes in the snow for a delayed train that was already packed when it got to my station. Turn up to find c.unts who only live a couple of miles away are calling in to say their roads haven't been gritted and can't get their cars out.
Put your boots on and walk to feckin work you lazy bastards, it's snow not fookin lava!!!
Kids made a snowman out in the garden, I forgot to tell them to mind out for where the dog takes a dump. Snowman looked like a scatological Dalmatian!!!