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Look, I know you mean well, and that you're trying your hardest to be "one of the lads," but it's not working, Matth.

You're too... nice... to be a Skiddy or a Commie.

I can't take you seriously.

Sorry.

I’m not actually trying to fit in with anyone, wum me then HIAG, You’ve wummed everyone else, I forgot, You’ll run to Brb if I wum you.
 
I’m not actually trying to fit in with anyone, wum me the HIAG, You’ve wummed everyone else, I forgot, You’ll run to Brb if I wum you.

No, I won't, Matth.

That isn't how it works with me, mate.

Bless!

You don't really understand what this is all about. And I cannot be arsed trying to explain it to you. It would be like me trying to show my cat a card trick - as amused as it may appear to be by the flurry of cards, I know it won't have a clue what happened or why.