He's back...

Would that be the "wizard's" hat that, in fact, I don't even own, let alone wear?

Or are you referring to the hat that I wear as part of my on-stage persona, when playing lead guitar for the South's pre-eminent classic rock group?

 

Can you keep this for the "Fess Up" thread?

 

It was just a saying.

Why are you posting all this personal info? Did you learn nothing from Jabba The Saxton?

 

I'm just warming up for my 'fess up thread.

 

I can't believe this never got a like

Fook all of yer!

 

I think he's referring to the one you wore in your den with the stars on in front of that awful mural.

 

Done.

 

Tbh it's not a surprise..they are Jaffa Cakes..

 

Don’t really need a fess up thread.

 

What I want to do, Skids, is establish a base-line.

See, what has destroyed Pixie (and it is only him that has been destroyed by this - don't let him try to convince you otherwise), is that he went nosing around among my personal information, no doubt cock in hand, expecting to find evidence for a sad, lonely fantasist, living at home with his mother, and engaged in a very dull vocation, living out his unrequited dreams through the pages of this forum. What he found - to the extent that he actually found anything of any note - is that I am very much like the person he dreaded I would be.

Now, of course, he will shift his attention to all the obvious bullshit that he - not me - invented about me.

We need to untangle all of the threads.

What did Pixie claim about me, all those years ago? Was he right? Or did he discover, during those furtive moments sniffing at the underpants in my bathroom (so to speak) that he has, in fact massively and inescapably wummed himself into a corner?

Which of the "fantasist" claims where alleged about me, rather than me having invented them? And of those that I went along with (they having been invented for me by others), how much of that was clearly banter?

I want to help you, here, Skids. You seem to have been the most obsessed in all of this.

 

Oh, I think I do.

You don't want there to be one, I suspect, because the actual truth doesn't fit with your wum agenda.

 

Arsene Wenger?

 

I didn’t say I didn’t want one, I said there didn’t need to be one.

What is certain is that the truth won’t crush anyone. Particularly if you incorporate visual aids.

 

Ah! Yes.

The hilarious purple spangled "cowgirl" hat.

That was taken when I was on holiday, quite a few years back.

It was done as a joke, you do know that, Skids. I hope you saw that. That is not the kind of attire that I generally wear, out and about.

 

That is true. I will accept that.

That's the point, though, Stan.

The truth crushed Pixie a long time ago. Everyone else is irrelevant.

Once upon a time, there was a cat-fight between a tenacious Gooner and an intellectual Yid. The Yid got the better of the Gooner. Since that day, the Gooner has worked hard to embarrass the Yid. I warned him, years ago, when Pix genuinely believed that I flipped burgers and lived at home with my mum, that if he knew the truth, it would crush him. It has.

The likes of you, Skiddy, and Commie have merely jumped on the bandwagon. But none of this was ever about any of you.

What you and others think, doesn't concern me, in the slightest.

 

Call me Mr Picky here but all i'm seeing is you getting over excited again and surely heading for another meltdown. I have to tell you that despite your egotistical claims that no one in the reading of all the myriad of information that came about destroyed no one but yourself.

 

I so much would love that to be true.

Alas! That would be a bullshit-too-far.

 

I never used to believe HiaG was a Spurs supporter, I always felt he created that persona to fit whatever agenda. But in truth I don't know jack shhite about Spurs to prove any differently, also he appears mates with Spurlock so i think he would have called him out by now if that was the case.

What i'm curious about is Skylarkers take with HiaG and calling in Luv & TLL into his discussion with me, to try and prove some point, not really worked that one out yet. As HiaG played on the South Coast and Skylarker certainly appeared to know that beyond coincidence then would it be crazy to suggest HiaG was actually a Southampton supporter, ie we all remember Saints08 and let's not forget the discussions around Jaytab.

All feel free to fill in the gaps

 

The truth is irrelevent if one feels the need to shuffle knuckles