The Caption Game

Thought I`d start a weekly thread for the wittiest caption.

Here`s this weeks picture...................

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If I stand here with me arms crossed and just stare at em, and you look at em like you wanna eat em, then we might scare these little ****ers into actually putting a shift in for us, say Keith.

 

a. "What do you think of it so far?"
b. "What the **** is James doing?"
c. "Tell me he didn't do that!"
d. "Any ideas then?"

 

there was an old hollwood comedian star. fatty r buckle

 

and I want you in the centre of midfield ... the engine room, making late runs and getting from box to box!

 

millen "so then, are you up for replacing maynard?"

or

millen "give me your glasses. i cant take watching these ****s anymore "

 

Still using jumpers for goalposts I see!

 

millen "i wish i was paul buckle right now"

or

millen "i need some gladiators out there. we need your inspiration. you up for being my number 2 russell?"
russell "your number 2? you have enough poo on your plate by the look of your players. you dont need another number 2"

 

how much money do we have in the transfer kitty? Do you reckon we could sign all the Rovers players by transfer deadline?

 

Sorry Keef, I can't help mate. I'm more of an action-hero - I don't do tragedies. Or slapstick.