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Cos he's a ****.

You seriously not embarrased by him?

 

I'm not actually, only had two bottles with supper. I just like mashing Spuds mate.

 

Two bottles of absinthe.

 

Yes, really.

He's a snidey horrible **** of the highest order, and I'd be utterly embarrassed to have him at my club.

And who's crying? Just wondering why it was deleted without even the courtesy of an explanation.

 

Ear, ear.

 

That'd be nice.

 

You're stretching the definition of normal there quite a bit.

 

You’re just jealous he’s got a bigger knob than you.

 

That's why they get next to zero visitors mate, they're so imbred theyve all got wonky lamps.

 

I bet Hilarys loving reading this behind his curtains dripping with pot noodles.

 

Nope, he's a class player that knows how to wind opposition up.

All teams wish they had someone like that.

 

Class?

 

Reacting to a player getting fouled by hoping he gets a serious injury is pathetic and childish.
It's not like you're going to have to see him playing next season, anyway.

 

We get more visitors than you get posters, Skiddy! You drove most of them away by acting like a massive ****.
Sorry, did I say acting? No acting involved, of course.

 

Off to Madrid with Kane is he

 

Shutup pal with your moral high ground, ya raging mincer.

 

There's a bit of a difference between winding the opposition up and flat out cheating. In fact it's a big ****ing difference.
He cheats. And when he doesn't get his way he strops like a little child.
Proper **** of a player, which is a shame as he's got a lot of talent.

 

Got more pubic hair.


Allegedly

 

I thought it was a penalty.

 

If they've got a spare billion or two, then he might be.
Hopefully he won't go on strike, like your best player has. Do stop lying to him, please. It's not right.