Mouser Watch #2

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remembercolinlee said:
A) no one calls him "one of our own" cos his names Alli... Dele Alli I just don' think you understand
B) he should be embarrassed of his diving
C) we criticise his diving unlike those who denied Suarez and Gerrard and Owen went down easier than the titanic

Other than points A, B and C great post :bandit:
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I know you lot hate it as much as anyone and as much as i admire your disgust at him:emoticon-0148-yes:, its just fun to drive some of you a little nuts on me banta bus before its you get off, next stop the NLD :bandit::evil:
 
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remembercolinlee said:
A) no one calls him "one of our own" cos his names Alli... Dele Alli I just don' think you understand
B) he should be embarrassed of his diving
C) we criticise his diving unlike those who denied Suarez and Gerrard and Owen went down easier than the titanic

Other than points A, B and C great post :bandit:
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tbh honestly honest with ya i always thought gerrard done it when it was a sure thing - as in a pen or some other worthy incident (if there ever is one) i dont think its something hedid regularly enough in his career to be known for it definitely not remembered for it largely at least.

owen too, my one gripe with owen before he went spain was that he stayed on his feet too much, i again wouldnt say hes a prolific diver by any means, a ****ing droll twat maybe but diver nah


suarez, well, its fecking luis innit, a dives ****in nothing when talking of him ,we just happy if he never tried to eat someone each game, but yeah absolute master at the dark arts. shame as he deffo didnt need to dive considering the handful he was on the pitch alone. sauf mericun though eh
 
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SuckMyKlopp said:
I know you lot hate it as much as anyone and as much as i admire your disgust at him:emoticon-0148-yes:, its just fun to drive some of you a little nuts on me banta bus before its you get off, next stop the NLD :bandit::evil:
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Actually we've got an FA Cup game... <whistle>

You lot have the Southampton Derby coming up. Part football match, part window shopping.
 
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I don't know how many of you listened to any of TalkSport, today?

It was hilarious!

I got to listen to quite a chunk of the Jim White Show, with Bob Mills and Danny Murphy. Obviously, where 'Pool are concerned, you cannot expect to get any sense whatsoever out of Jim White, but he excelled himself today.

Best bit of the show, however, was definitely the rabid old Mouser who rang in to unleash a fantastical 5 minute rant!
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He typified absolutely everything I loathe, yet strangely expect, in an old-school Mouser.

He laid into the ref and his assistants, the FA in general, Kane, Poch, and especially Alli. Best of all, he had the absolutely ****ing temerity to accuse refs of being anti-'Pool! It was beyond a joke. The only thing he didn't do was to break out into an empassioned version of Walk On at the end.

Twat!

That said, I was roaring with laughter all the way through! I'd love to meet that bloke in a pub and engage him in a footy discussion after a few pints. I reckon I could get him to go full spazmoidal in under 20 minutes.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
I'd love to meet that bloke in a pub and engage him in a footy discussion after a few pints. I reckon I could get him to go full spazmoidal in under 20 minutes.
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unlikely as you cant even meet me on the prem board for our weekly verbal joust off, i have to come to your sides and deal with the spug gang on me tod, not that i mind but i jost dont have enough fingers to own and humiliate all of em but it does become a chore when i cant be arsed, thought you cared man.

any ways as youve probably seen ive been having a right old chuckle with your lads today, great stuff youd be proud im sure bro

peace
 
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Incoming ref meltdown pt II.
 
Another excellent piece of hilarity occurred on the Jim White Show this afternoon when he mooted the following question...

“Is Salah the heir-apparent to Messi?”

No, please, lads... do not laugh, because I kid you not!

The old fool went into full-on Mouser delusional meltdown. It was actually quite spectacular to witness.

Danny Murphy did eventually reign him back in by pointing out that foreign players like Salah have flattered to deceive in the past, and that we need to see if he can replicate this season over the next two or three before we can even claim him to be World Class let alone in Messi’s class!

It did make me smile when Murphy said that Kane has already proved himself to be World Class.
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SuckMyKlopp said:
unlikely as you cant even meet me on the prem board for our weekly verbal joust off, i have to come to your sides and deal with the spug gang on me tod, not that i mind but i jost dont have enough fingers to own and humiliate all of em but it does become a chore when i cant be arsed, thought you cared man.

any ways as youve probably seen ive been having a right old chuckle with your lads today, great stuff youd be proud im sure bro

peace
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I decided to call it a day on the Prem board as soon as the ‘Pede (and especially Pixie) started to reveal my personal details and brb did nothing other than encourage them. He said he’d hand down a 6 months’ site ban to anyone who submits personal information about another poster, but when I reported a recent comment made by Pixie for doing just that, brb has simply ignored what he said.

If Pix gets a 6 months site ban for having done exactly what brb told posters not to do, I may consider returning to the Prem board, but even then I don’t think I can be arsed any more.

I’m happy to have a giggle amongst my own, Sucky.

We can, of course, always enjoy the usual banter over on the “Rivals” and “Mouser” threads.
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Lallana, what an absolute caaant! A senior player assaulting a junior player like that is a form of bullying, completely unacceptable behaviour in response to a clean tackle, the FA should throw the book at him and ban him for at least 6 games, but they won`t.
 
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Gibson Lee: If Liverpool had conceded that goal all the talk would be about their defensive frailties again.
(Mouser tweet after Vardy scores against City, to level at 1-1 during Leicester's first half encounter)

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That's because everything is always about 'Pool, you Mouser tit!

Now, shut up talking about 'Pool and make a comment about the game in hand.
 
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What happened in Portugal tonight has sickened me to the pit of my stomach.

TalkSport tomorrow is going to be unbearable, but I know full well that I will have to listen to it.

Jim White has already prophesised that Mo Salah is the second coming of Messi. Tomorrow, he will be jerking openly into Danny Murphy's ears. I am embarrassed for them all, even now.

I have to believe that Porto are completely ****e and that they made 'Pool look like football's equivalent of the Harlem Globe Trotters. To believe otherwise would force me to accept that Klopp is a genius, and that 'Pool are CL champions elect.

I don't think I could survive that.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
What happened in Portugal tonight has sickened me to the pit of my stomach.

TalkSport tomorrow is going to be unbearable, but I know full well that I will have to listen to it.

Jim White has already prophesised that Mo Salah is the second coming of Messi. Tomorrow, he will be jerking openly into Danny Murphy's ears. I am embarrassed for them all, even now.

I have to believe that Porto are completely ****e and that they made 'Pool look like football's equivalent of the Harlem Globe Trotters. To believe otherwise would force me to accept that Klopp is a genius, and that 'Pool are CL champions elect.

I don't think I could survive that.
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It's an interesting prospect if we can join City and Pool in qtrs. We seem to have the beating of Pool, Pool have the beating of City (sort of) and City have the beating of us. Be interesting which 2 English teams are drawn together (without Chelsea it's possible that none are, but very unlikely).
 
SpursDisciple said:
It's an interesting prospect if we can join City and Pool in qtrs. We seem to have the beating of Pool, Pool have the beating of City (sort of) and City have the beating of us. Be interesting which 2 English teams are drawn together (without Chelsea it's possible that none are, but very unlikely).
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Aren't Manure still in it? It would be good for us to get Manure, Real get Barca and the Mousers and Ci£eh going head to head.
 
deedub93 said:
Aren't Manure still in it? It would be good for us to get Manure, Real get Barca and the Mousers and Ci£eh going head to head.
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They are, it is the City/Spurs/Pool triangle that interests me. Utd would be a great draw in the qtrs. (if we are both there).

Likely qtr finalists

Spurs :emoticon-0101-sadsm
Liverpool
Man City
Man Utd
Barcelona
Real Madrid
Bayern
Roma

Spurs v Man Utd/Roma/Liverpool would do as a qtr final
 
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