I went into my local library looking for books on suicide,the librarian said they had none cos the ****s never bring them back.
I thought you were joking ye should have seen all the tinks queueing up at the freebies Costco was giving away. Loads of folk had took their kids up there for a day out by looks of it
Smokers are bastards Av always smoked the same brand (Kensitas Club) which were around £11 for 20. Kensitas dropped the price to £7:30 and now I canny get them anywhere. ****in selfish ****s never smoked them in their puff are buying them all up
Why would I stop you? We're aw having bets as to what will kill you first: lung cancer or colon cancer. Come on colon cancer!
I've never intended to live to a ripe old age. I've seen what it's done to elderly relatives. No thanks. On the plus side I carry an organ donor card so that when they open me up to plunder my organs they'll find I've ruined them all.
You take that back! Am as fit as a fiddle without putting any effort into it and can eat what the **** I like yet remain slim. So, aye, I just might be immortal.