Lets face it you old tart nothing will touch the sides of your worn out canyon. Not even a rolled up carpet.
Seriously what a ****ing idiot you have to be to start this thread which has already been done like many have said to even think that you deserve to die a horrible slow death like lung cancer, and no surprise to see his little toyboy Toby back him up because he has no ****ing mind of his own. And all this from a mod great choice Mick