Off Topic Beer prices

I went in there once for convenience. Never again.

 

For 11 quid I'd want the friggin keg.

 

Heathens

 

Well there you go then, it’s not an exaggeration for the places I go to be 80p more. And I just remembered actually, the Neck Oil was nearer £6 cos I got 2 cans and it was just under £12.

Not at all, I did specify Reebok.

 

And there we have it. Bummers drinks halves

 

Tourists or, like I said, proto hipsters. The actual trendsetters and cool cats have defo moved on and snarl at beardy types.

 

They don’t sell Neck Oil in pint cans. As I said, I got 2.

 

Visiting lumberjacks mebbe?

 

Nah, you're a ****

 

Is that allowed?

 

You can sleep with whoever you want. We won't judge.

 

Note the lack of beard

 

Still get a decent pint for less than £2 in my neck of the woods. Usually four guest ales on between £1.85 & £2.25 a pint.

8 other pubs nearby furthest being less than a 5 minute walk away. Turned one of them into a cocktail ****hole though, sacrilege.

London is ****, I do like an occasional trip though.

 

I presumed they were both for you. The alternative would mean you having a friend.

 

Mate honestly, I'm joking

 

Can I hijack this thread for a short while & ask for some good wholesome advice that can only be found on here?

I’ve done two things today.

Hinted to the other half before she went to work that we may go away for the weekend tomorrow.

Sorted out a decent 2nd hand lens for my camera that I can pick up tomorrow or Sunday from Retford or for £20 he can post it to me.

What’s Retford like for a weekend away? Is there much to do? What’s nearby?

Will the joy of the lens outweigh the earache?

Am I playing it right or should I take her elsewhere & cough up the £20 for delivery.

 

Jesus!

 

At least they don't demand a tip

 

retford?
blimey, if slough is the souths most depressing place
then retford probably takes the crown for the north