Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

One of those hos who promises to rock my world but really you steal my passport and credit cards

 

And there it is... There you go @PISKIE that's how you help out your little friends on the south coast

 

Wish we could have done likewise

 

Another two assists for Pogba tonight. #Haircut

 

Come on Stoke

2-2 written all over it

 

Yeah, but you just know that I could blow your mind if I wanted to.

That’s why you always take the chance, Sucky, and why you always will.

 

Nice bit of skunk in at the minute?

 

Pogba’s range of passing with both feet is exceptional.

 

Come on fella, it's park the bus mourinho in charge not charge of the light brigade klopp

 

Not even a subtly disguised request to give him a blow job.

 

He's been brilliant. Haters gonna hate.

 

on ya knees @Hoddle Is A God

Can I flick *** ash on his head?

 

That's the subliminal stuff he uses at the Con Club car park.

 

yes Libby...don't even need to watch the game to know how things are progressing when you had a few tokes of this stuff.

 

Miss it man. Might have to take it up again soon.

 

What ya got ?

I'm on the berry bomb

 

Berries are popular lately. I've got some Haze....heavy eyes...might treat myself to some cookies and milk

 

and yes.

 

But he should wear sunglasses first otherwise the reflection off his bald pate could be blinding.

 

I don’t do any of that stuff, Sucky, you said it yourself.

I just nick wallets.