Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

We’re you sponsored by Cadbury’s bro?

 

Tough call.

 

...way better looking than you Alan

 

Do you want to slip your Curly Wurly up me?

 

I’ve never been a one for chocolate bro.

 

Why don't you two just meet up for a bum or a punch up, whichever way it's headed.

btw Iggy, you look like my mate Oachidur!

 

Jesus... you look like a Chinese lesbian.

That's an old pic anyway.

You got the stones?

 

...as I said ... it's about 4 years now ... all that's changed is a little more grey ... but still got a full head of lush thick hair ... and no need to grow it on my chin to 'compensate'

 

I've got a full head of hair. The beard is relatively new, about 4 years or so.

 

I can't see the pic

 

... it's a pdf ... should be able to see it on a computer ... but think of it as a bit of a hybrid of

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and and as being far and away more attractive than a hybrid of:

and

 

Is this better?

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Yes indeed ... 5 of the guys there are my cousins ... but the funniest thing about the pic is that you have to look really hard to make out the West Indian lad immediately to my left (as you look at the photo)

 

Hang on, I've just realised it's a fake. You've got that bloke from the Fast Show in character down the front on the left:

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And Teddy Sheringham back left.

 

in real life he's a hotel manager who has worked in Manchester for many years but follows Leicester everywhere ... he also travels everywhere with England ,.. will be one of the madmen who will definitely go to Russia.

 

... my cousin ... has been likened to Patrick Swayze before (when we were younger) ...

 

Yeah can see it now, cheers bro