Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Just to clarify spurlock that's the whole of next season mate not "calendar year" yeah?

Cos no one gives a **** about what happens in a calendar year nameen

 

Haven't you been in yet? ... Spurlock is waiting ...don't be frightened ... it's not the Job Centre

 

The whole of the Manchester United since José took over.

 

I hope @Treble is alright. Bit concerned, top fella.

 

Same.

Very funny guy.

 

The days pass as suckmyklopp patiently waits for the ever elusive spurlock to appear and write up his username bet.

#pussy
#doingahaig

 

Think he's on a booty call.

 

Hmm the only booty calls you get at this time on a Saturday are Jeremy Kyle show attendees called Tracy with no teeth , I'd guess both of her babyfaddahs probably took their offshoots to gambados so she can get a bit of pipe

 

@Spurlock


Is this true....?

 

Yes, that bastard can't keep a secret

 

Spurlock writes up bets when Spurlock ready fam

The lads can confirm this

 

Is this because I said something about your gal the other day?

 

Well, at least the ‘no teeth’ is a bonus. So it ain’t all bad!

 

No mate I just know my council class booty calls when I see em

Heads better with no teeth anyway

 

I know

 

Same tbh, always makes me wonder when people just disappear.

 

#ThatWentWell

 

Just looked. He hasn’t posted in almost 12 months.

 

Why do you always say he's an Alan Carr lookalike. Looks nothing like him