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  1. cor blymie

    cor blymie Well-Known Member

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    crikey that was some roar last night. Very lucky for me the winds were coming from the West. Got away with it. Anyone else felt the force:emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  2. Lawrence Jacoby

    Lawrence Jacoby Well-Known Member

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    70mph here in France at the mo with nil drama ... washed my sheets
    Temp was 18 today
     
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    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    This is the only Eleanor I want in my life!

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  4. cor blymie

    cor blymie Well-Known Member

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    was there any trouble in Paris last night?
     
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    Thats cos France is the best place in the world!
     
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  6. Lawrence Jacoby

    Lawrence Jacoby Well-Known Member

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    No idea as I am on the South Coast where all the extremists live. Cells are taken down everyday by the best anti terror squads in the world plus the best Police forces of course

    Still the U.K. doesn’t notice things like that until they see it on Sky then panic

    Of course then there are the camps in Northern France with millions upon millions of people all trying to get into England so they can steal everything and anything

    Dave on here lives in Paris maybe he can comment

    I only drive through the north twice a year which even I think is a little grim ... loads of funny shaped people up there with large noses on bicycles trying to sell onions. They are harmless however as at the first sign of any trouble they run.

    I have to live down South because of the Sun, the light and the climate. Down here the women are beautiful, the food is the best in the world. Plus if I need to shop then I can see what England maybe buying in two years time. I can step onto a train ( best in the world) or drive on roads ( best in the world) to the best cities in the world.

    On my days off on the weekend which starts on Thursday and finishes Tuesday I can swim in the morning and ski in the afternoon

    I don’t have to work that much you see because it’s easy designing stuff for the U.K. as they are addicted to buying anything and will do as long as it has a pretty picture on it that they can show their friends. They are very much addicted you see and even buy insurances from animals like Meerkats .

    Of course the other thing is debt the U.K. loves it. They love to spend what they haven’t got and lump it all into bigger debts which they call their house. They love to out do each other by shouting get off my land or look at my new Audi it’s only £500 a month

    This time of the year they live to plan their two weeks away and sometimes and visit this area. After a few days they become experts on Europe. Sometimes things can go wrong so to help with that I make them buy travel insurance in case they lose their bibles which they call iPads or tablets. They guard these as without them they can not operate at all. Plus these treasures aren’t available in France because the U.K. invented them.

    Still could be worse look how they live in America. Apparently everyone there is trying to rob each other with things called financial products. And if you don’t buy one they will shoot you with a gun which is mandatory from the age of three years old. These can be purchased in any shop most stay open 25 hours a day and often have discounts ranging from 250% to 670% off the RRP

    Right time to start work ... double rates today £2100 a day as it the weekend. Doing M&S pet insurance products for Autumn 2018 currently... easy 24/7 vet cover should do it a great chance for the punter to buy more pharmaceutical products
     
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    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    WTF????????????
     
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  8. Lawrence Jacoby

    Lawrence Jacoby Well-Known Member

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    It was brilliant wasn’t it?
    Only reason I am on here is to rant and comment on the twatty stuff that comes out of any idiot that voted out

    I absolutely hate some the idiots on here but it’s my duty to contribute otherwise this forum turns into a UKIP love in and those people need removing from the earth
     
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    We all need Derek
     
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