I perform mentalism in front of all kinds of people (except kids), actually, mate. In fact, I try to avoid the elderly, as they rarely can differentiate between their elbow and their arsehole, and that doesn't bode well for a performance that relies on the participants being able spell their own names.
Wenger is so dishonest it's untrue. He is bitching about the penalty but says nothing about Wilshere escaping a second yellow. He never accepts that arsenal get lucky...even the arsenal legend Henry ... has pointed out the lucky decisions Arsenal got against Burnley, Tottenham and Leicester this season. I obviously remember the Spurs one...two offside goals and the first coming from a free kick which was actually a perfect tackle...his response at the time? It was a foul and the benefit of the doubt should go to the attacking side. If you accept **** decisions without acknowledging the luck then you kind of forfeit the right to bitch. I now know all managers moan but he is right up there with Maureen imo. By the way...Morata
Yet you were giving it the big un' about making your wand disappear up some old blue rinsers fart pipe the other day.
I'd settle for 5th (especially if it's above Arsenal), bearing in mind the disruption caused by our move to Wembley. However, I think we are easily better than either 'Pool or United, and on a par with Chavs, so we ought to be in with a good chance of top 4 again.
I know ... being above you when we've been **** always bothers me...when we go all spursy against West Ham (like we always do) we will still be above you...worrying times
Wenger on being asked about a foul not awarded against the opposition in his favour: "It was a disgrace! The referee is a complete ****!" Wenger on being asked about a foul on the opposition by his players: "I did not see it."
Actually want you to stay up instead of the East London pornographers...here's hoping the footballing gods are smiling on you lot
I'd like to see Southampton stay up. Swansea are ****ed and I hope to **** that Stoke and Mark Hughes go down too
Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger on Sky Sports: "A fantastic football game. The regret we have is we were first to score and after that we have a farcical decision. We looked like we were mentally shot and could have lost the game - we had the resources to come back to 2-2. Maybe it was a fair result. "Look, since the start of the season it is what we have to take. I say it's a farcical decision - you could give 10 penalties like that a game. You read the foreign papers what they write about that and the English papers and you will see a difference. "Games are spoiled by factors you cannot determine - we can only continue to play the way we want to play and hope things go for us. "It's all opinions. But when your opinions go the same way - what is repeated is not coincidence. I'm happy with the quality of our games." (BBC Football Live, interview) Wenger is basically calling the match officials ****s all over again, but trying to make it sound like he isn't calling them ****s. I hope the FA come down on this asshole like the proverbial ton of bricks!
