Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

I predicted a narrow draw. That's what I wrote.

I'm sorry that doesn't fit your wum-agenda, Tobias, but that's the way the cookie crumbles, son.

 

Yeah ok don't get all excited. It's Swansea in the rain not dogging night at Watford services.

 

Hey, lads!

Has the Helmet-meister showed up, yet?

He's going to be fuming! Expect all kinds of banal ****e from him, tonight.

 

Not that sickening when I knew it was going to happen, even placed an insurance bet. Our board is in full on meltdown too. Luckily we've got @Skylarker to come on and make people feel better


PELLEGRINO OUT!

 

I don't think I've ever set foot in Watford, let alone gone to a greyhound meet, Luvvy!

 

I've been browsing their match thread

 

Do you reckon I can offer any words of comfort, Libby?

 

You’ve already done that gig tonight Quentin Ballsack, we all know you live off my every word.

 

Probably not, you normally just get laughed off our board.

 

Yes.

I started with some stealth liking

 

He's got you on ignore ffs

 

oh no he hasn’t!

 

Told you he was underwhelming mate.

 

Come off it, Libby!

Sure, I play the fool for laughs. That's because I love ****s & giggles.

But there is a serious side to me, too, mate.

You lads know I have a soft spot for the Saints.

 

£37m? Try £25.8m. That's roughly one Lovren.

 

Looks like a Newcastle United takeover is about to drop. Could be big money there. Another Man City or another Cardiff City?

 

The KneeJerkBerk is here

 

Careful! ..

You’re dissing the clumsiest CB in the Prem there!...

 

I know you did, I didn't want Puel gone and when we signed him thought it was utterly pointless.

Even more inept than I thought though, we're going down if he doesn't go without doubt.

 

Nah I'm sure he was 37m mate. Either way he's a very limited player