Aye, av never been too keen on havin rugrats in the hoose. Sticky paw prints and slebbers everywhere.
Anybody sitting there mate? Aye the invisabul man! Aye! Well tell him tae get aff that ****ing seat before i take him and you outside and rip yer ****ing heeds aff ya fud. Och mate nea need for that i was jist joking. Naw ye wirny pal. Ye were being a dick noo **** up afore i shag you and yer ugly wife.
After seeing a ****e meme or gif on facebook, which is usually about drinking out of a glass that can fit a bottle of wine in it or one about not being able to get out of bed in the morning. "That is soooooooooooooo me pmsl" **** up, no **** cares. I wonder who the first person will be to reply "That is soooooooooooooo me pmsl" to this post. I reckon Gambol.