Saf has left the house

Rant?



Like I said you're a small minded bellend....if I keep at it you'll explode by mid afternoon and start making lies up....it's how you roll

 

Best rant in ages bro, will be a future classic....I'm exhausted with all the laughter now, good to see i've not lost my touch at pressing people's wrong buttons.

 

I think you will find i've upped your like ratio today Spurcock

Can you stop the rants for now though bro, the stitches of laughter i'm in are starting to hurt.

 

Is it time to stick HIAG in the cooler yet?

 

Fcuk off, I'm having too much fun.

 

... or unstrap him from the stretcher?

 

Brb is haig.......

 

If only i had the time.

 

See you in the Cooler, Bruv.

Bagsy top bunk.

 

No way does brb have the intellect to pull me off!

Er...

That didn’t come out the way I meant it to sound.

 

Been asked by a female friend to godfather her lad, said yes but don't do churches.

Do strip clubs do baptisms?

 

Just do the right thing and say no.

 

... sort of .... although they tend to be referred to as "showers" ... pure golden

 

Haha I ain't got any, and his dad's a waste of space plus she's been like a sister to me for 20yrs, for the sake of the boy I should say no my role model credentials are questionable to be kind about it, but he's cute as and long term I could do with a link in a few years for fresh punani, he's like a golden ticket lol

 

Doesn't work...this ain't Hollywood fam.

 

You mad? It's as good if not better than a puppy, I can spin the single dad mum died story and clean up

 

Is the vicar any good at lap dancing?

 

I can't...they know I prolly got 3 other wives minimum somewhere or another