Monday 31st January 14:28
SW: Liverpool in for you mate. Any truth in that?
AC: Yeah mate brill eh, off to a big team and double wages?
1 5:02
SW: The problem is the fans are gonna hate you, how you gonna get round all the abuse?
AC: Dunno mate, been racking my brains, how to make them think it was Ashley !
15:26
SW: Have you put in a transfer request?
AC: Yeah mate,soon as I knew Pool were interested, dont think Pardew's happy, but Ashleys eyes rolled back in his head, nearly dropped his tasty bake.
15:30
SW: Difficult mate, what about if we restart this conversation later and you can say stuff like they are forcing you out!
AC: What good will that do?
15:34
SW: Howay daft lad think about it I'll paste the fake one where the media will find it and the stupid fans will believe its all Ashleys doing.
AC: Jesus I know they're thick, but do you really think they will fall for it?
15:41
SW: Daft question mate look at what they have took in over the years.
AC: HaHa yeah! Just hope they don't threaten to burn down my house. Text me back when you're ready to do the fake one ok!
SW: Liverpool in for you mate. Any truth in that?
AC: Yeah mate brill eh, off to a big team and double wages?
1 5:02
SW: The problem is the fans are gonna hate you, how you gonna get round all the abuse?
AC: Dunno mate, been racking my brains, how to make them think it was Ashley !
15:26
SW: Have you put in a transfer request?
AC: Yeah mate,soon as I knew Pool were interested, dont think Pardew's happy, but Ashleys eyes rolled back in his head, nearly dropped his tasty bake.
15:30
SW: Difficult mate, what about if we restart this conversation later and you can say stuff like they are forcing you out!
AC: What good will that do?
15:34
SW: Howay daft lad think about it I'll paste the fake one where the media will find it and the stupid fans will believe its all Ashleys doing.
AC: Jesus I know they're thick, but do you really think they will fall for it?
15:41
SW: Daft question mate look at what they have took in over the years.
AC: HaHa yeah! Just hope they don't threaten to burn down my house. Text me back when you're ready to do the fake one ok!
