The Not606 PL Board handbook

[Libby]

Rule number one:

Thou shall not go into hiding after a bad result and instead take any beasting that comes their way like a man.

 

[PINKIE]

Rule number one:

Thou shall not go into hiding after a bad result and instead take any beasting that comes their way like a man.

Rule No2 : Thou shall wait until thy own team's result is in, before wumming rival fans.

 

[PINKIE]

Rule No 3:

If thou accepts a bet to change thy avatar, thou must honour said bet or suffer an eternity of reminding that thou is a welching, bottling **** stain.

 

[Libby]

Rule number four:

Thou shall not let up on any poster who has had a shocker... Even if they are your friend, if they act a **** you say so.

 

[PINKIE]

Rule No 5:

If any poster doth write a comment that contains more than one paragraph in trying to defend thy stance,
a charge of meltdown shall immediately be thrust upon said offender.

 

[Libby]

Rule number six:

For rule number 5, the word rattled is also acceptable, but only if it is accompanied by a ' ' smiley.

 

[PINKIE]

Rule number six:

For rule number 5, the word rattled is also acceptable, but only if it is accompanied by a ' ' smiley.

And thou shall employ subtle tactics by not quoting the comment but instead referring to it using the ^^^^^ above notation.

Yet if thou hesitates and somebody else posts before the 'rattled' or 'meltdown' charge is administered, thereby applying said charge to the wrong comment, then other posters are freely allowed to mock said judge of meltdown and levy a charge of 'fail' followed by smiley

 

[Libby]

Rule number seven:

Those wanting to implement a rule must number them accordingly for them to be recognised.

What do you think this is a ****ing playground?

 

[PINKIE]

Rule No 8:

If any poster should make a spurious claim about thy lifestyle, achievements or wealth. Then it is incumbent upon thy not606 community to demand photographic proof of such claim. Failure to proivide evidence, and within an allotted time frame, will result in thy claimant being ridiculed to **** and known as a bullshitter.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Rule number 7.

Anyone talking in olde worlde English is gay until proved otherwise

 

[Libby]

^8 *cough cough*

Edit- Fail

The numbers are all ****ed up now... Sort it out lads

 

[PINKIE]

Rule number 7.

Anyone talking in olde worlde English is gay until proved otherwise

Rule no 9:

Anybody using Olde Worlde English to cast aspersions of homosexuality on those employing said dialect, therefore must, by default also be a fudge packing pillow biter.

Edit this in No 10

 

[Burly Hurley]

^8 *cough cough*

Edit- Fail

The numbers are all ****ed up now... Sort it out lads

I couldn't see a way round that without ****ing it up myself!

 

[Libby]

Rule no 9:

Anybody using Olde Worlde English to cast aspersions of homosexuality on those employing said dialect, therefore must, by default also be a fudge packing pillow biter.

This is ten.

9 is @Burly Hurley

 

[Libby]

Rule number eleven:

Whilst lighthearted [HASHTAG]#bullying[/HASHTAG] is not only allowed but encouraged on here, all extreme cases should be reported immediately by tag to @luvgonzo.

Rule number twelve:

All posters must use a hashtag for the words [HASHTAG]#bully[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#bullying[/HASHTAG]

 

[Burly Hurley]

[HASHTAG]#Rule[/HASHTAG] 51. No deslyixecs alowled!

 

[Libby]

Rule number thirteen:

Those who value their health should stay away from the politics thread, we've lost many good posters to that cesspit.

May their souls rest in peace

 

[PINKIE]

Rule no 14:

Should any opportunity for **** stirring be noticed, then the observer should immediately take their big spoon and plunge it forthwith into said vat of ****.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Rule number 15.

All previous rules are null and void.

 

[PINKIE]

Rule no16:

The previous rule should be ruled null and void.