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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  2. saintanton

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    Dictionary definition.
    Stipend Tease: To wave one's payslip under a colleague's nose to promote envy.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A pack of sixlets in which every single sixlet is green. Is this a sign of the apocalypse? This must be an omen of some kind.

    I did just buy a lottery ticket today. Is this an omen I am going to win some major green in the lottery tonight?
     

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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    what in the name of **** are those bro ??!
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Had a weird few days with some kind of infection/cold thing ... started with a slightly sore throat on sunday, carried that through to monday and then today a little bit stuffy and under the weather

    don't normally have this, will get a full on heavy cold and feel like **** for a few days not really being able to do much when I come down with something
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Sixlets.

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    They're like a poor-man's M&M... Thicker coating and I'm not sure the chocolate is really chocolate. <laugh>

    They come wrapped in groups of 6. The boss has a bowl full of them on her desk that she has out for us to help ourselves to. Sometimes.when working late I'll grab a pack.

    Got back to my desk tonight and realised I had grabbed a bag of all green. Never seen a single colour bag before. Usually multi coloured. All the others in the bowl we're multi coloured.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Need to get my windscreen replaces. Stone hit it on way to work this morning <grr>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    hate that. I had it 2 weeks ago. ****ing construction lorries with crap all rear mudflaps.

    insurance covered it but the guy tried to sell me screen cleaners and wipers on top so say no to all. got it done in work as well so once ok to bring trick in it was very convienent
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Yeah was a big lorry thing and could hear all the little stones flicking up then one big one just cracked it. Wasn’t even directly behind it, was a lane over as well.

    £85 excess on my insurance.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    South Carolina state law that insurance companies have to fix windshields for free and can't boost premiums because of it. I've had 4 or 5 free windshiels over the last 15 years... Roads here are horrible. Constantly getting rocks hit me.

    I have three chips in mine from last winter. (Happened 3 separate events in one week) They're small though so insurance would plug them instead of replace windshield. I've deliberately been leaving it hoping there will be a cold day and my windshield will crack so I can get a new one instead. Unfortunately didn't have any days cold enough last winter after I got the chips.
     
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    Riveting.
     
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    In my yoof I rode a motorbike to work. One morning I was going down Speke Boulevard and an RTZ lorry shed a couple of aluminium sheets. One of them flew straight towards me and I had a vision of an Omen-like decapitation. I put the anchors on and it sliced into my front tyre.
    I've never been the same since. :)
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get some monkey to come out and patch it up.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Septic ****
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did you gerra ****n claim in, la? <laugh>
     
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    Nah. I was young, and a bit shell-shocked at the time.
    The times weren't as litigious as they are now.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I blame Milk <ok>
     
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    Exactly. Bloody Yanks.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's official. The united forum has died and gone to hell. No wonder Diego's on here haunting us incessantly <laugh>
     
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