Off Topic The Burly Arms

Your mum's the policeman from 'Allo allo'

Sorry Foss

In my ****ed up state and feeling childish it came into my head and couldn't resist

 

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You can **** off n all mush

 

Knobhead can't handle his drink

Go to bed...I'm rolling a spliff

 

Strippers arse in the face?

 

Crawled into my pit about 6. Woke up not long ago with a mouth like a junkies carpet so downed 2 pints of water and decided it's probably not worth going back to sleep.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry tbh.

On the plus side train at half 9 and gonna have to soldier on... Looking forward to going to the 'not a derby' derby.

We are Southampton, the south coast is ours

Up the ****ing Scum!!

 

Watching the Indian detective series, great show.

 

Get a few tinny's in yer!

 

There's 4 peroni in the fridge waiting for me to have on journey n a hair of the dog (again)!

I may also have something else as back up which may be of assistance in waking my ass up and keeping me straight

 

Sausage butty at the train station and a quick kip on the train. First pint will hurt, but then you'll be on it again

You're going to be absolutely ****ed tomorrow lol

 

Oh the terrible flavour.

 

Bet you’d swap this for your sausage butty!

 

Errrmmm no.

 

Yeah Monday is going to be a bad day. So glad I'm not in work until Tuesday, for once I'm ****ing glad I do shifts

Oh and the way I see today going I don't think I'll be eating anytime soon...

 

Well that just nearly made me throw up...

Cheers for that ****ychops

 

crispy fried pork with green veg n chilli

 

Monday off is a winner then mate. Enjoy the game fella

 

Will do mate hopefully we get a good win

 

I've got a few quid on Bournemouth so I've done my bit