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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Dec 1, 2017.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I mean Panama lol

    I bought this hat on holiday there and the guy totally said it was a Panama hat.

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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's ST's preferred headwear.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <grr>.
     
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  5. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    <rofl>
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    GC Crew - Forgetful Pricks each and every one.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Who da **** is that guy ^^^^^^
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sincere apologies Archers.

    Archers: Cockerknee know all socialist geezer
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Rogue: Anti - Social butterfly
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    FTFY
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You calling me a know all Dev? You?
    <laugh>
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Has anycunt done Boris Fenster yet?
     
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  13. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    No, but I’ve seen his willy if that counts.
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Yes that’ll suffice. Thanks.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Eddie: Tinfoil hat wearing bedroom anarchist
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Dev - Failed Military Policeman
    Mindy - voice of reason
    Barrie - High school pe teacher
    Grove - Assistant high school pe teacher
    Gas - ****
    Gambol - Harshly punished for stealing jiffys wheelchair
    Simon- China First
    Kev - Master of none
    Toby - Bastard
    Tina - B atch
    Trev - Fat B
    Ciaran - Mrs Brown
    Mick - Stereotype
    Stereotypist - Smarter than he listens
    Pud - Damian Green
    Aldo- Pretend Military Man
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Jiffy - death by 1000 punctures
     
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  18. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Cup Face: former Spandau Ballet groupie
    Archers: once beat a man to death with a bassoon
    Gambol: can armpit-fart the Indonesian national anthem
    Tina: owns the world's largest collection of tops from Smarties tubes
    Monacoger: unicycled naked across Luxembourg in just 7 hours
    Toby: my friend and lover
    Aldo: suffers from uncontrollable bouts of wanderlust and diarrhoea
    Kev: tenacious, intelligent, charismatic and debonair are all words never to be used when describing Kev
    Jiffy: open to all homosexual suggestions
    Mick OT: we all look like him in the back of a spoon
    Odious Turd: plays at right-back for Forfar Athletic's reserves
    Grove: evil personified
    Ponders: single-handedly brought down Bradford&Bingley
    Gas: willingly returned to Cromwell Street just a day after escaping
    Dev: came through Omaha Beach unscathed, in 1997
    Mindy: currently locked in a stare-off battle with his own reflection
     
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  19. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Simon: stole a maroon turtle-neck sweater from Judi Dench's washing line
    Pud: has bubble wrapped all his stools since 1959
    Pompey: co-wrote Arrested Development's hit single Mr Wendell
    Stopmeandslapme: passed away last Tuesday, God Rest His Soul
    Rogue Leader: currently possessed by the ghost of Yootha Joyce
     
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  20. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Hope you all die, FYI.

    Even pud gets a mensh, **** ran off with a darkie ffs.
     
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