Anyone reading GC for the first time might come to these conclusions: Mindy – Accident prone buffoon Dev – Angry, hairy high pitched midget Grove – Unapologetic and as yet undiscovered child molester Monaco – Dodgy Dave Kingalike with a cuboid head Gambol – Hideously deformed Lanarkshire ner do well Jiffy – Severely disabled expatriate sicko Nev – Morbidly obese Rangers-Loving Ned Edge – Sexually unfulfilled teen stalker Duncan – Argumentative SPFL hating yokel Toby – Pedantic yet volatile dimbulb Tina – Frustrated Cougar ST – ****y vegan nationalist Mick O’Toon – Affable thick blarney peddler Ponders - Cunning linguist Apologies to anyone left out and feel free to add your own list but please don't simply choose an individual, do everyone (Fnar fnar).
Mindy – Who? Dev – Pdo Grove – Alleged Pdo Monaco – Property Ty'coon' Gambol – Funny Jiffy – Spastic Arab Duncan – Train Stalker Toby – Pratt (someone who know's him in real life, genuine description of him to me ) Tina – Bitch slapped, bag lady ST – The real Tina Mick O’Toon – Lovable Irish Rogue Ponders - Imposter CIAran - Bomber / IRA Aldo - Scottish alcoholic, Catholic hater, wife beater and genuine all round nice guy
Forgot Aldo and brb, apologies. Aldo: Turps drinking spousal abuser brb: Dim but well meaning oaf Anyone else?
Mindy – Not as stupid as he looks Dev – A cross between Begbie from Trainspotting and Tommy Chong Grove – Rolf Harris without the personality Monaco – The unfunniest poster on not606 Gambol – Rapey, ****y, alky Jiffy – Moved to Muzzieland so he could marry his 14 year old cousin Nev – Stalker, ****s to tranny porn, probably the most normal person on General Chat Edge – Nigel Farage-wannabe, pussy-whipped, probably impotent Duncan – Like all ugly men, had to marry an Asian woman off the internet to avoid a life of crushing loneliness Toby – Annoying, pretentious, misunderstood Tina – Aged anywhere between 35 and 126, weighs anywhere between 18 and 34 stone, possibly Nev ST – A ****ing good ****, hung like a pony, actually unemployed but pretends he's important Mick O’Toon – Generic Irish bloke Ciaren - Like Mick O'Toon but likes to pretend he's 'connected' to feel important Ponders - Doubt there's a bigger prick on not606 Aldo - middle-aged, into military stuff, likes to be left alone. Expect to see him on the news soon in connection with a mass-shooting
I liked them all apart from the lies you told about me and yourself. Or is it you and yourself, I can never remember.
As the forum simpleton soon to be dethroned @monacoger I got off lightly but that can all change in a few hours once the beer flows!
Using the "Chewin The Fat" personality rating... Mindy – **** Dev – **** Grove – **** Monaco – Good guy Gambol – Good guy Jiffy – **** Nev – Good guy Edge – Good guy Duncan – **** Toby – **** Tina – **** ST – **** Mick O’Toon – **** Ciaren - **** Ponders - **** Aldo - Good guy
Dev-Not enough evidence to charge him Mindy- Republican/unionist and constantly confused. Barrie- not quite right. Grove- not anywhere near right Gas- just wrong Gambol- he's the last of the famous international playboys. Simon - not a bad bloke for a Nazi Kev- misunderstood even by himself Toby- walking talking tantrum Tina- spent too many years on the game Trev - he's two, two and a half of our own Ciaran - archetypal pikey Mick O'Toon - sorry but golf doesn't make you any less a pikey ST- Bent as the back road to Shotts. Pud - Currently doing 3-5 for downloading child pornography. Cup face- ST's Hetrosexual alter ego. Still as bent as...blah blah blah.
