Which Chelsea player...

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Beefforhire-NCFC

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So folks, which overpaid, overrated dragonfly princess is going to dive to cheat us next week at Chelsea and ultimately get a slow-motion sky sports advert for doing so.

Incidentally love the sky sports tag-line this year

"Because you can't always be there"

Might as well be

"Because I'm a raging plastic fan and I've never been to a game in my life"
 
We have to start doing the same, nobody cares if we play the entire season by the rules and get relegated. If at 90 mins we gave the ball to a full back he rolled over in agony forcing the ref to stop the game and waste time at the end, we could have seen this game out 1 nil:undecided:. There is no point moaning, we have found out in our first two games what we need to do. Con the ref and and play like Italy. And to answer your question Drogba is my choice for the first Chelsea pen
 
To be fair to Chelsea, they only tend to resort to that in the last fifteen minutes if it's still level.

There is a certain irony in Norwich supporters complaining about final third acrobatics given last season don't ya think?
 
I have the utmost respect and admiration for our captain and talisman, but to be honest he has been known to "lose his footing" fairly easily when under pressure from a defender.
He went down quite easily about three times yesterday.

But at least we don't have any of these continental prima donnas who roll over twenty times for dramatic effect <ok>
 
Very clever super <ok> It's funny cos we got hammered by Peterborough whose nickname is Posh and David Beckham's wife is Victoria Beckham who used to be nicknamed Posh Spice when she was in the Spice Girls - posh and posh, I get it <ok>
 
You conceded what? 12 goals in 2 games from Lg 1 promotion teams?....... I can t even begin to understand how humiliating that must be for you lot
 
I would hardly count 6 days as History, the binners shipped 12 goals in less than a week.... Our 2, with 1 from open play is looking like pretty good especially in the top division.... I really don t know why Ipswich would even consider trying to wind us up after that..:emoticon-0107-sweat
 
Fading ballerina/Penalty-grabber for Chelsea will be Frank Lampard.
He's already tried it in their first two games and will fancy his chances of third time lucky, at home, against the new boys and current referees' favourites. :emoticon-0120-doh:
 
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