Small guy with a squeaky voice who is a bit of a knob and doesn't know when someone is trying to **** with him?
Hmmm
What age were you?
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Hmmm
I’m not saying you made up the holiday destination.
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Oh so i made up shagging a burd but told the truth about visiting an absolute ****hole like Silloth ?
Sorry folks i misrecalled. The shagging was done in Barbados on a 40 foot Yacht. She was actually Miss Antigua 1992.
Damn that was a great holiday.
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Fk sake, multi-paragraph rage post as Aldo tries to defend a 30 year old lie that he told his yokel pals when he came back from a ****ty caravan park where his drunken dad spent the entire fortnight punching seven shades of ****e out of him and his maw.
We wis only ther furra week
We wis only ther furra week
A real week or is that like Dev's fortnight?
Shouldn't the first answer be 0 for all of us, when we came out of our mum?
Unless you were a cut n shut of course.
Unless you were a cut n shut of course.
Confession time - I never got bummed when I was 8. Sorry for the deception and apologies for anyone who knocked one out at the idea of my tender passage being gaped. I became interested in the P-Spot after a brief liaison with a nurse who was the first to inform me that the male equivalent of the G- Spot was up the dunger.
Did you know that if you took a cast of the inside of your rectum it would be the same size as your old chap? I might have made that up but if anyone wants to try it out please post pics.
Did you know that if you took a cast of the inside of your rectum it would be the same size as your old chap? I might have made that up but if anyone wants to try it out please post pics.
^^^^^The lad doth protest too much, methinks
I have it on good authority that ones male member fits exactly up ones pooper but this information comes from the same sauce as saying your nostrils are as big as your finger (Patience excepted of course). I have yet to verify the former although video evidence would suggest some (sissies and gimps) can accommodate a considerably larger device. The latter does stand up to scrutiny.In that case you can go **** yourself
Any more swingers photos Gas? Can you get some with actual minge shots next time?
