People moaning about my ****e threads.
Off Topic Moaning bastard thread
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People who queue for 5-10 minutes in a shop and then don't have their money ready. Why? You've been stood there for ten ****ing minutes surely you should be prepared.
Same as people in a busy pub who queue up for 15 odd minutes and then when they get served don't know what they want... you've been staring at their spirits and taps for ages you utter thundercunt how the **** can you not know what you want?
Same as people in a busy pub who queue up for 15 odd minutes and then when they get served don't know what they want... you've been staring at their spirits and taps for ages you utter thundercunt how the **** can you not know what you want?
Dont get me started mate.
I was out with friends a few years back and had gone to get a round in.
As I got back some woman was sitting where I had been, she was a mate of one of the lasses who was out with us.
So I sat down next to her and introduced myself
"No point trying to chat me up, I'm a lesbian" is the first thing she responded with.
I was like wtf? And had her crying in 10 minutes
weirdest is planes, people always seem to be in a rush to get on a plane that isn't going anywhere and has strict seat assignments, standing at the boarding gate for half an hour wtf is the point?Trains are the funniest for this, with buses etc. people are generally always really polite and let people go first but as soon as it comes to trains all that **** goes out of the window and it's every person for themselves
People leaving their shopping trolleys in the ******* car park spaces and not returning them.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^bus ****er.
That'll be ex bus ****er to you Mr Comm
Worst one was when I was getting the bus into town for a derby back in 2010. Just getting into the city centre and there's a minor scuffle at a main junction with police horses running around trying to break up fans.
Me: "you're gonna be stuck here for a while mate, can I jump off here?"
Driver: "I can't do that, you're only allowed to get off at actual stops."
Me: "you're joking aren't you? You're gonna be stuck here there's hundreds of people and 3 police horses in the road"
Driver: "Sorry mate, but there's police there, I'll get in trouble if I let you off here.
Me: "You taking the piss mate? It's ****ing derby day, I think they've got bigger concerns!"
Emergency button pressed and whole bus empties.
Did you anally rape her?
I can be a real bitch when I need to be
Grew up with sisters (bros came later) and my mother has the sharpest put downs I have ever heard
We used to have an old tescos with underground car park, during Christmas week you could make a quick £20 by putting the trollies back and getting the quid.
Don't know why but for dome reason Christmas week people just wanted to get out so left trollies all over
Ffs Comm this thread is getting me wound up
Passing time for a bit at work though, so swings and roundabouts.
Passing time for a bit at work though, so swings and roundabouts.
When I was 17 I used to take my trolley homew from Asda in town when I lived in the Polygon to save me carrying the shopping.
Bet that used to piss people off
Ffs Comm this thread is getting me wound up
Passing time for a bit at work though, so swings and roundabouts.
Same, I'm getting irrationally right pissed off
Domestic flights ain't to bad but transatlantic flights can be a nightmare, I had a window seat over the wing and I had to catch a connecting flight in a different terminal, so I'm desperate to get off as soon as possible, but the other peeps (mainly yanks)are moving at snails pace, frustrating to ****.
my first job my boss got me ****-faced on red wine, I was on the bus going home and didn't feel well, I staggered to the driver, "let me off, I'm gonna be ill" "no, we'll be there in a min" bluerrrggghh, straight at the windscreen and sprayed ****ing everywhere. needless to say, he stopped the bus immediately.That'll be ex bus ****er to you Mr Comm
Worst one was when I was getting the bus into town for a derby back in 2010. Just getting into the city centre and there's a minor scuffle at a main junction with police horses running around trying to break up fans.
Me: "you're gonna be stuck here for a while mate, can I jump off here?"
Driver: "I can't do that, you're only allowed to get off at actual stops."
Me: "you're joking aren't you? You're gonna be stuck here there's hundreds of people and 3 police horses in the road"
Driver: "Sorry mate, but there's police there, I'll get in trouble if I let you off here.
Me: "You taking the piss mate? It's ****ing derby day, I think they've got bigger concerns!"
Emergency button pressed and whole bus empties.
Ffs Comm this thread is getting me wound up
Passing time for a bit at work though, so swings and roundabouts.
Just another quick one day **** thread mate. I am the master of starting crap threads.
Long may it continue for days I am struggling to sleep
Can't believe how many of you are up at this hour
You are indeed mate, you start **** loads and probably have around a 1/3 in success rate but when they take off they tend to really take off
I'm on a night shift, so was pleasantly suprised to see a few replying to this.