Off Topic Moaning bastard thread

It's Nov 9th and already loads of Xmas ****e.

Get a ****ing grip you ****s.

 

Ed Sheeran, he's a ****.

Please stop playing his songs you ****y radio stations.

 

****ing variable speed limits on motorways

40 miles an hour on an open ****ing road ****s

 

Yep

 

**** off, I like Christmas pudding and I ran out of them last month, about ****ing time they were back in the shops.

 

Just watching Night Cops, they arrest someone totally rat arsed and unable to walk properly, handcuff his hands behind his back then put him into a mini cell in their van, and with no seatbelt the poor **** is taken to the nick down a motorway.

Very iffy he'd survive if they crash.

Yet they fine the rest of us caught not wearing a seatbelt.

 

****s who don't indicate. Especially when the old bill do it.

****s who don't say thank you or even acknowledge you when you hold a door open.

****s who think the world owe them a living.

 

I ****ing hate those shows, the presenter and cops always try and act cool and hard, ****ing twats.

 

All .

But esp the second one .

 

Football related as it was discussed on our board the other day:

When a keeper decides to timewaste from the first minute and the ref finally books them in the 90th.

What the **** does that achieve you silly twat?

 

I held the door open for a person I heard behind me only to have the bitch to go feminazi on me

Thing is I didn't know or care it was a woman initially its just polite in my world not to let a swinging door go if you detect someone is behind you

"Do you think I, as a woman, can't open the door myself?" Wtf ?

Slammed the door in her face, bitch

 

When a goal is scored and people say it’s hit the back of the net .

It hasn’t hit the back of the net , it’s hit the front .

Thanks to Tony Hawkes for that one

 

I normally say very loudly "YOU'RE WELCOME!" and they end up looking sheepish as ****

 

Ungrateful slut.

 

Twats who push in front of people waiting in a queue, especially the ones who deliberately do it.

People throwing rubbish out of their car window.

 

Thing is I am not asking for gratitude, a cheers mate or thanks is great but at the end of the day its protocol.

But to be told off for it or told its in any way misogynistic or discriminatory

 

Trains are the funniest for this, with buses etc. people are generally always really polite and let people go first but as soon as it comes to trains all that **** goes out of the window and it's every person for themselves

Another one - jobsworth bus drivers.

 

She might have been one of those men hating lesbian freaks of Loose Women...

wtf is that all about

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^bus ****er.

 

Sports commentators who say you literally couldn't make it up when talking about unlikely events in the game.