Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

If they appoint Sam we might need a Tobes meltdown thread

 

Tobias must know that there are going to be dire consequences for him, on this board, if Fat Sam is appointed manager of Everton.

Poor ****er!

 

@Tobes Are you ready for this?

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And here's a suggestion for a new banner on the Everton board:

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Maybe make the background blue to make it your own?

 

'Ahhh yeaaahhh...another easy few million quid'

 

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I like Big Sam, he's a character

 

You wouldn't be saying that if he was replacing Pooch

 

So do I tbh, and he'd probably be a good bet for the rest of the season. Top 10 finish and then leave when they'll have better options to pick from.

It's just ****ing hilarious since Moshiri took over and all this talk of ambition and warchests etc. that they might be panicking and going to Sam.

Astro must be having a ****ing field day

 

Big Sam if he's your manager.

Fat Sam once he's been sacked.

 

True but from a distance I enjoy his antics lol. I remember when he wound up that Swansea player who fell or sumt near the touchline...the guy was giving him some and Sam laughed in his face to wind him up more, lol...geeza.

Plus if we were in a relegation fight...id have him to save us. Not many better than Big Sam.

 

That was class lol, an embarrasing dive too.

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Everton ain't in a relegation fight though, never gonna go down.

 

Yeah he's definitely a character and the fat **** had the measure of us when he was at Bolton.
He's the one manager you'd want in there in a relegation fight, his record is brilliant in that area.

 

Predict the headline when Everton start to play well:

DISGRACED fat northerner who DUPED football agents in CORRUPT deal steals three points from DILDO brothers.

 

Classic.

Yeah Everton will be safe. Fat Sam will get them a respectable mid table finish.

 

They don't even need Sam ffs. They're not going to go down regardless.

 

It's funny though cos there was a few murmurs of Ancelotti last week on here

 

They won’t now.

 

Anyone one seen Tobias?

I reckon he’s still tucked up tightly in The foetal position screaming “No ****ing way!” into his pillow, over and over.

 

Why? Everton won you numpty,