It's gone a bit Pete Tong in the last few minutes. I thought they had it in the bag, but the bottom's falling out now.
3-0 Roma. Well the way they fought back from 2-0 down to 2-3 at The Bridge this is not a surprising score is it?
Let's pretend that we're surprised to head Daley Blind didn't get booked for this. On the subject of being assaulted...
Why the hell did Perrotti tickle the scorer's arse there? Surely that's indecent behaviour. What a pervert.
So this happens to be on Coral's Facebook page... please log in to view this image As things stand, the votes are... 2466 to win the Europa League 669 to finish above Spurs 415 hit the laugh button instead
I've found his self-promoting candidature a bit ridiculous. Why start spouting all the nonsense about getting the job full time before getting the team to put on anything half-way to resembling a performance? Just makes him look foolish. Plus, would it kill him to shave and wear a suit, eh?
3-0 Honestly never saw this coming. Everton were my dark horse going into this season. In reality, they play more like a lame mule who has drunk way too much brandy.
They're bottom of a group that has Apollon Limassol in it, who haven't won a game. They started the game with two right-backs, no left-back, three holding midfielders and no striker. One of their right-backs got injured, so they subbed on another holding midfielder. Unsworth clearly doesn't fancy this management lark.
Playing teams whose names can't be made from a set of Scrabble letters is a lot more fun. And you can learn a lot about places in furthest Eastern Europe (which are really in Asia), which might come in handy for a pub quiz. 0-0 v Crvena Zvezda at the moment.
Holy smokes, Everton are in serious trouble. Better send for.............. please log in to view this image ...................Na-na na-na, Na-na na-na, Na-na na-na, Fat Sam.
