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Patience

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Jul 19, 2011
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Ecky thump by eck me old laddie, pass anutha mint cake and stout ey by gum.

All jokes aside folks, I've clearly given it away: that's right, I'm off to Leeds this Friday AM to sample the local manners, language (Pakistani I'm reliably informed), and cuisine (orphaned teenaged girls according to reliable gossip-monger The Daily Mail).

Will be enjoying all that LEEDS has to offer until Sunday afternoon and being a rich Jock I have almost 150 SCOTTISH POUNDS STERLING to spend and bequeath to the poor Nigels of Leeds.

In this time, can anyone advise me of fun things to do and where to spend my riches? Obviously malkying the dirty leeds fans in their own midden is a given, but any other helpful hints will not be forgotten.

HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE
 
Ecky thump by eck me old laddie, pass anutha mint cake and stout ey by gum.

All jokes aside folks, I've clearly given it away: that's right, I'm off to Leeds this Friday AM to sample the local manners, language (Pakistani I'm reliably informed), and cuisine (orphaned teenaged girls according to reliable gossip-monger The Daily Mail).

Will be enjoying all that LEEDS has to offer until Sunday afternoon and being a rich Jock I have almost 150 SCOTTISH POUNDS STERLING to spend and bequeath to the poor Nigels of Leeds.

In this time, can anyone advise me of fun things to do and where to spend my riches? Obviously malkying the dirty leeds fans in their own midden is a given, but any other helpful hints will not be forgotten.

HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE
Daughter went to Uni there ... loved it. Biggest Student pooulation in the UK - over 200,000 - so has a cracking night life ... have fun....
 
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This is the premier league board, Leeds aren't in it.

Beyond that the biggest problem with Leeds is it's full of Leeds ****s. It's not bad apart from that.

****ing Yonners.
 
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This is the premier league board, Leeds aren't in it.

Beyond that the biggest problem with Leeds is it's full of Leeds ****s. It's not bad apart from that.

****ing Yonners.

Aye, so nae **** kens fit tae dae in Leeds then!?
 
Durty Taig goes to durty Leeds.

Bus man's holiday.

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Are you expecting manky tims stinking up your town? Well you will need the new and improved PAPE PILLOW.
Guaranteed to keep even the squarest of fenian heads comfy. Don't knock out a pape without one.
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Leeds folk get your Pape pillow in time for the weekend.
 
Fosse you naive ****er... Dropping your daughter in it for ridicule <rofl>

As for Leeds it's like any other place...make of it what you want. Every town is full of slags...this is England