Ecky thump by eck me old laddie, pass anutha mint cake and stout ey by gum.
All jokes aside folks, I've clearly given it away: that's right, I'm off to Leeds this Friday AM to sample the local manners, language (Pakistani I'm reliably informed), and cuisine (orphaned teenaged girls according to reliable gossip-monger The Daily Mail).
Will be enjoying all that LEEDS has to offer until Sunday afternoon and being a rich Jock I have almost 150 SCOTTISH POUNDS STERLING to spend and bequeath to the poor Nigels of Leeds.
In this time, can anyone advise me of fun things to do and where to spend my riches? Obviously malkying the dirty leeds fans in their own midden is a given, but any other helpful hints will not be forgotten.
HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE
All jokes aside folks, I've clearly given it away: that's right, I'm off to Leeds this Friday AM to sample the local manners, language (Pakistani I'm reliably informed), and cuisine (orphaned teenaged girls according to reliable gossip-monger The Daily Mail).
Will be enjoying all that LEEDS has to offer until Sunday afternoon and being a rich Jock I have almost 150 SCOTTISH POUNDS STERLING to spend and bequeath to the poor Nigels of Leeds.
In this time, can anyone advise me of fun things to do and where to spend my riches? Obviously malkying the dirty leeds fans in their own midden is a given, but any other helpful hints will not be forgotten.
HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE

