Ftfy
Ooft. True colours showing here (mostly that's Mon's kids though).
Ftfy
Am on my way up north. Had to change bus at Perth for the inverness bus. Sat at a table with these 2 old guys and an old dear, all in their 80’s. What a laugh we all had. Talked about everything from Australia to their army days
Got up to get off bus at Perth and this BIG FAT ARSÈHOLE HUN LOOKING BEAST said out loud, ‘thank fûck you’re all getting off here. Ma heids bursting with all the shîte av heard off youse.
I kicked his cûnt in.
Tried to talk one of them into taking me to New York next year.Good to see you making friends with some younger people for once.
Tried to talk one of them into taking me to New York next year.
He thought I was joking.

You disgust me, you fat, ugly mess of a man.Ftfy
Yes to all
Am I now your friend xx
Yes to all? I'm uncertain about your principles.
**** off and die.In order for me to assess your suitability as a prospective forum friend, I require you to answer the following five questions. Abject honesty will be rooted out and vanquished, so please do enter into this test with an open heart and mind. Thank you.
1) Have you masturbated within the last 12 hours?
2) Do you study your freshly laid stools?
3) Would you endanger your health in the pursuit of sexual intercourse?
4) Do you vomit or feel nauseated soon after orgasm?
5) Do you scratch your anus when it is itching?
Maldives not that great as this lad and your arse will testify toYes to all? I'm uncertain about your principles.
In order for me to assess your suitability as a prospective forum friend, I require you to answer the following five questions. Abject honesty will be rooted out and vanquished, so please do enter into this test with an open heart and mind. Thank you.
1) Have you masturbated within the last 12 hours? YES - CRACKED OUT A BELTER AT 10.50am
2) Do you study your freshly laid stools? NO
3) Would you endanger your health in the pursuit of sexual intercourse? NO
4) Do you vomit or feel nauseated soon after orgasm? NO
5) Do you scratch your anus when it is itching? OBVS

Maldives not that great as this lad and your arse will testify to
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