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I want the winner of this to appear on my show.

"I thought I was popular....but it turned out that everyone thought I was a ****!!!!"
You may think you’re a **** but you would have to put in some serious work to beat Quentin ****wit-Bell aka inverted penis Hiag.
 
Read this as "Because this poll wont give me the result I am crying for, I am going to make my own and fill it with Spurs fans, Skyrimmer, and my two sock accounts, so we can all felch each other and cry about how mean big bad Skiddy has been to us <wah>"

Extraordinary behaviour, Bodi!

Skiddy isn't "mean" to us, he's a massive twat!

Don't try and make out that, but for him supporting Chelsea, you wouldn't be slating the twat. He and that imbecile Lee destroyed your board and was stripped of his mod-ship ffs! Not even Pixie has been stripped of his mod-ship yet, and we all know what a colossal bell-end he is!

So, please, mate! Stop with the bollocks.
 
Extraordinary behaviour, Bodi!

Skiddy isn't "mean" to us, he's a massive twat!

Don't try and make out that, but for him supporting Chelsea, you wouldn't be slating the twat. He and that imbecile Lee destroyed your board and was stripped of his mod-ship ffs! Not even Pixie has been stripped of his mod-ship yet, and we all know what a colossal bell-end he is!

So, please, mate! Stop with the bollocks.

I never said that was the case.
Doesn't change the fact that I am 100% correct.
Why are you and Spurlock so desperate for him win a silly poll anyway? Do you think it will change anything?
He will still be a **** to Spurs fans and you will still be a clown to everyone who isn't (or Skyrimmer).
 
He will still be a **** to Spurs fans and you will still be a clown to everyone who isn't (or Skyrimmer).

It isn't that he's a cnut to Spurs fans, Bodi - you know that.

It's because he's a twat, full-stop.

His brand of wummery is of the most odious kind, totally lacking in any kind of wit or finesse. He is both tragic and pathetic in equal measure. He appeals only to those of low IQ, and he portrays himself as an exceedingly seedy character.

That is why he is despised so widely.

I have had the cnut on IGNORE for quite a while now, and I cannot tell you how much more I enjoy this site! I urge everyone to do the same, even you Chelsea lads. You'll thank me, I promise you.
 
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Extraordinary behaviour, Bodi!

Skiddy isn't "mean" to us, he's a massive twat!

Don't try and make out that, but for him supporting Chelsea, you wouldn't be slating the twat. He and that imbecile Lee destroyed your board and was stripped of his mod-ship ffs! Not even Pixie has been stripped of his mod-ship yet, and we all know what a colossal bell-end he is!

So, please, mate! Stop with the bollocks.
<laugh> No Bell it wasn’t Lee or my good self that ruined our board but you. Despite the several warnings you were giving I had to cut you loose. Clearly six years on youre still beeling over it and have become bitter and twisted.

But fear not my dear Bell I don’t hold any hate or malice toward you that you so clearly hold for me and the several others who have canned you. It’s more pity if I’m truthful.
 
Read this as "Because this poll wont give me the result I am crying for, I am going to make my own and fill it with Spurs fans, Skyrimmer, and my two sock accounts, so we can all felch each other and cry about how mean big bad Skiddy has been to us <wah>"

Quentin plumbing new depths of desperation <laugh> ...very remeniscent of the time I kicked Sky's arse on 'Fight Club' which so enraged poor old Quenrs that he ran off to various team boards begging people to change their votes ...

Melty cnut epitomizes 'poor loser' and is certainly no master wummer... that's been unequivocally proven beyond doubt <rofl>
 
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I have had the cnut on IGNORE for quite a while now, and I cannot tell you how much more I enjoy this site!
Then leave it at that.
Why are you making threads promoting voting for him, doesn't sound like ignoring him to me.
 
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Then leave it at that.
Why are you making threads promoting voting for him, doesn't sound like ignoring him to me.
That’s the problem Bod, he doesn’t and has stated hundreds of times before he never ignores anybody. My comment cut him deeply but it’s all for ****s and giggles.
 
Then leave it at that.
Why are you making threads promoting voting for him, doesn't sound like ignoring him to me.

That's an easy one to answer, Bodi, with respect.

When inviting site members to vote on "who is the biggest twat in the 'Pede" it's a bit difficult leaving the cnut out. He is, after all, the one that has his nose buried deepest in Pixie's ring-piece.

The only reason that Pixie tolerates his is because he is being blown by him 24/7.
 
When inviting site members to vote on "who is the biggest twat in the 'Pede" it's a bit difficult leaving the cnut out.
It was difficult for Stu to leave him out yes.......because you and Spurlock cried and moaned until he was added to the poll <laugh>
 
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It was difficult for Stu to leave him out yes.......because you and Spurlock cried and moaned until he was added to the poll <laugh>

I didn't even know about the poll until after Skiddy was added, Bodi!!!

Please review your statement and apologise.
 
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Your blind devotion to the beleaguered fantasist is creditable bro and I reckon you would be the rusty trombonist in Bells band.
:emoticon-0159-musicBlow, blow, blow your bwai gently down the stream. Trousers down tongue right in isn’t a dream:emoticon-0159-music

You can think all that if it helps Mr Marks...I don't do no batty boy **** and you know it...the only blind devotion is your obsession with Spurs and you have had some juicy reminders of that this week <laugh>
 
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saintsfan08 is still going strong mate, he even voted in both polls.
(without posting in either thread btw).

Let's not re-ignite that load of bollocks!

Saintsfan is a real poster living in Ireland, and he has absolutely nothing to do with me, as has been amply proven, time and time again.

The two accounts I am speaking of are A87 and 667, as you well know. Both works of wum-genius and supremely craftsmanship.
 
I never said that was the case.
Doesn't change the fact that I am 100% correct.
Why are you and Spurlock so desperate for him win a silly poll anyway? Do you think it will change anything?
He will still be a **** to Spurs fans and you will still be a clown to everyone who isn't (or Skyrimmer).

Shut up Bope....this wasn't my idea...I'm voting like everyone else..he can crack on being a **** to Spurs fans and Spurs fans will carry on being a **** to him <ok>

You're such a ****ing hypocrite...when you know full well someone is getting some **** BACK....Mr Marks gets exactly what Hiag gets...you stay quiet when it's Hiag's way but talk this ****y **** when it's someone else......man up <ok>

Is this where you tell everyone you are not bothered?

**** off with the higher moral ground Bope you fackin Hypocrite.

On the one hand you know he's a ****er explicitly to Spurs and you support him on the other hand you preaching your ****

Did you vote in any of these? Yeah I thought so <doh>
 
It's barely 8am, and HIAG has kicked off the day crying about the 'pede' and making a twat of himself.

This HIAG, is why you have rightfully earned your place in the ****OFF final. <ok>
Indeed.

He just sealed my 2nd vote in the **** off.
 
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