Super Kev

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He scored two more today. His body fats at 8% and I'm fairly sure he's about 54 years old.

The man's a legend.
 
He would have scored today for us, im sure of that....even with a zimmer frame.
 
55 surely?

I've just heard from a reliable source (BIG Chris, yeah we're on speaking terms, I visit him and his boyfriend once a week for a cup of tea) that Kevin Philips was actually drawn scoring goals on cave walls by cave men.
 
I've just heard from a reliable source (BIG Chris, yeah we're on speaking terms, I visit him and his boyfriend once a week for a cup of tea) that Kevin Philips was actually drawn scoring goals on cave walls by cave men.

I heard it wasn't Adam and Eve, it was actually SKP and Eve,

When Noah built the Arc he went in search of another SKP but realised there there only one.
 
He is mentioned in the Bible too.

Book of Revelations. 10/2


After advice from his Angel St Niall of the Quinn.

The Lord takes a hand full of bone, gristle and the mighty grass of football.

Mixing these with intelligence and bravery.

And lo the Lord doth make the Phillip's in his own image.

The Phillip's shall be known as SuperKev henceforth sayeth the Lord.

Go forth cries the Lord and score **** loads of goals.

And ye it came to be, that SuperKev scores for fun.
 
He is mentioned in the Bible too.

Book of Revelations. 10/2


After advice from his Angel St Niall of the Quinn.

The Lord takes a hand full of bone, gristle and the mighty grass of football.

Mixing these with intelligence and bravery.

And lo the Lord doth make the Phillip's in his own image.

The Phillip's shall be known as SuperKev henceforth sayeth the Lord.

Go forth cries the Lord and score **** loads of goals.

And ye it came to be, that SuperKev scores for fun.

Brilliance.............